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Happy 18th birthday!

I’m currently making this post on April 19, 2019. Not sure if we still talk, or if this blog is still even running.

But I hope you keep your promise ❤️

Xoxo ~ Kraken

Everyone seems to be doing this so right. If I get 800 notes on this blog by my eighteen birthday 05/05/2021 I’ll get the TUA umbrella tattoo.

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If this gets

500,000 notes by the time I turn 21, (07/07/2021) I will get a TUA tattoo

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Five: Guys I just found out I brought a disease back from the apocalypse

Vanya: Oh my god are you okay?

Five: It's fatal

Allison: Oh my god what is it?

Five: It's updog

Ben, dead: Nonononono-

The UA, not being Normal kids and not knowing wtf is going on: What's updog?

Ben: [facepalm]

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Vanya: Well, you know what they say. When life gives you lemons...

Five: Squeeze them in the eyes of life. Fuck life.

Vanya: Wh- no-

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Would definitely dip apples in ranch: Five, Diego, Klaus

Watching this in shock: Vanya, Allison, Luther, Ben

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Vanya: Five, are you okay?

Five, listening to Istanbul, Don't Stop Me Now, and All Star all playing at the same time: Okay? Never

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Diego: Vanya and I are in a band. Our first song is called "Our Lives So Far".

Vanya: One, two, three... [starts to play]

Diego, singing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH

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Klaus: [watching the security footage from when he was a kid] Boo! [throws popcorn] Do something entertaining!

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Five: I just came up with a great idea. Glasses that don’t show you the real world, but instead, they show you games. I’ll call them... virtual reality machines.

Vanya: Who’s going to tell him?

Allison: Not me.

Diego: Well, I’m not doing it.

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Klaus: *uses one of Diego’s knives and throws it at Luther. It cuts his arm*

Luther: Klaus What the fuck what if you killed me?

Klaus: *stammering* I-I-I mean

Diego: *running in* KLAUS WHERES LUTHER

Klaus: he’s right there wh- OH MY GOD I KILLED LUTHER

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Allison: Spill the tea sister!

Klaus: It’s piping hot.

Five, making a salt circle: What the fuck does any of that MEAN

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Diego: Stop it!

Klaus: I’m just asking

Diego: Klaus, Mom’s favorite dance is not the robot.

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Diego: I'm stabbing anyone that pronounces it jif and not gif.

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Hi yes hello this is the mutual who has to put up with our dumbassery. He’s been stuck in this mess since before my SO and I even started dating

So umm...

Turns out I’m straight out of a teenagers fan fiction.

My Significant Other and I have a mutual friend that we share a lot of information with. So it turns out today… We both sent the exact same ring to this friend, that we wanted to buy to propose with.

The EXACT. SAME. RING. 

The only difference is that I was going to get the gold band for them, and they were gonna get a silver band for me.

This is straight out of a fanfiction y’all there are no other ways to explain this. 

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So umm...

Turns out I’m straight out of a teenagers fan fiction.

My Significant Other and I have a mutual friend that we share a lot of information with. So it turns out today... We both sent the exact same ring to this friend, that we wanted to buy to propose with.

The EXACT. SAME. RING. 

The only difference is that I was going to get the gold band for them, and they were gonna get a silver band for me.

This is straight out of a fanfiction y’all there are no other ways to explain this. 

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Ben: Nothing is harder as a ghost than having to watch Klaus repeatedly push a “pull” door.

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Vanya: I have a gay agenda. It’s rainbow with cats on it. I highlighted the entire month of June.

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