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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.
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why do we fix someone else's tie for them instead of just telling them how? why do we hold hands when they're cold instead of just putting them in our pockets? Get real
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ANYWAYS
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Eddie: Repeat after me
Buck: Okey!
Eddie: If it's not perfect on the first try...
Buck: If it's not perfect on the first try...
Eddie: It's a learning opportunity and I get to try again.
Buck: It's trash. I'm TRASH and–
Eddie: ok that's it. I am killing your parents
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
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hands down the best genre of painting is "cowboy on a horse in front of a landscape with incredibly crisp and detailed clouds"
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For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…
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