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Mask: Every time I see a post about updog I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

Red: Okay, but what's "updog"?

Lore: Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion, and/or relish.

Rune: No, that's a hotdog. Updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Steam: You're thinking of an update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

Emerald: No, that's uptalk. Updog is the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

Ruby: Surely that's Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider from Harry Potter.

Shadow: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for arbitrarily small numbers in analysis proofs.

Vio: You're thinking of Epsilon. Updog is an upwards-moving air current.

Wind: No, that's an updraft. Updog isn't a noun at all, it's a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, to harshly lecture them.

Gen: No, that's upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people's laps.

Sapphire: No, that's a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

Dusk: No, that's an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Rune: What's a henway?

Oni: Oh, about five pounds.

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Demise: The heroes have spoiled my plans for the last time!

Veran: Yeah, the last time today, maybe...

#source: kim possible #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Vio: Blue, add zucchini to that shopping list.

Blue, writing: Z-U-K-

Vio: Nope.

Blue: Z-O-O-K-

Vio: No.

Blue: Let’s get corn instead.

#source: family matters #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Vio: If you ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this—

Vio: —do NOT say “I’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns.” While this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. The genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

Green:

Green: This is very specific. Are you okay?

#source: paper-mario-wiki #the thrilling sequel to the first vio genie quote #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Blue: what is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Vio: existence is a prison and being your brother is maximum security.

#source: twitter #submission #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links

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Realm: sorry mate i can’t talk right now i’m being chased by a lit trail of gunpowder

Gen: hey what’s that pouring out of your pocket?

Realm: oh hylia

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Dusk: do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?

Gen: i don’t know, feels normal enough for a group that’s on 911’s blocked caller list.

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Lore, nonchalantly: You know, I feel like your lives would all be so much more boring without me.

Gen:

Gen: Alright, what did you do this time?

#source: ? #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Lore: We can’t lose, because we have this.

Lore: *points to chest*

Speck: Heart?

Lore: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.

#source: monsters university #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Lore, running up to Realm: Do you wanna make 10 rupees?

Realm: How?

Lore: I need you to take the blame for something.

Dusk, in the distance: Oh my Din!

Realm: What the heck did you do?!

Lore: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Dusk: Oh my Din!!

Realm: Make it 20 rupees.

#source: malcolm in the middle #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Gen: You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea?

Lore: And then I ignore you? Yeah.

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Shadow: Maybe it's time that I stop being so angry.

Midna: Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?

#source: sex and the city #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Dusk: Shadow has something he’d like to tell you. Shadow?

Shadow: I didn't mean to upset you even though everything I said was true and you know it.

Dusk: Shadow, that was an awful apology.

#source: scrubs #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Lore: Shadow, I need you for this! You are sneakier than I am. You are a bigger liar. You have no moral compass!

Shadow: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid lair? That’s not even a challenge.

#source: modern family #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Gen: Anybody here ever heard of THINKING before DOING?

Mask: I don’t think so. Is that an indie band?

#source: tumblr #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Gen: You don’t scare me! You’re worthless! You’re nothing! You don’t deserve even a SHRED of respect from someone like me! Get the heck away from me before I—

Speck: Gen, it’s literally a spider.

Gen, yelling from behind Dusk’s back: And it deserves to DIE!

#source: gingerbreadmonsters #dl incorrect quotes #dimensional links #submission

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Codex: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Ocarina: But cheese is so good though...

Codex: I got one.

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