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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this

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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife

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people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:

my parrot is a democratic socialist

my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist

my catfish believes in the divine right of kings

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24 hours = 24 precious jewels. i can’t imagine how much time is contained within 24 hours. that’s like an infinite array of moments, if u stretch the material of 24 hours very thin, it will cover the distance from the beginning to the end of the universe. let another 24 hours begin

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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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i love how every plant guide ever is like

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Zionists like “ahah nothing happened to us the iranian attack was a bluff” because they can’t compute that a country in a military retaliation may actually target military targets and not residential buildings

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Joe Biden would rather risk full on war than stop genocide.

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THE NDP FORCED A CALL FOR A CEASEFIRE

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obsessed with this heraldic beaft i saw on twitter

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✡︎ queen of shabbat moodboard ✡︎

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shabbat shalom to all my jews btw!

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i understand the appeal of publishing "fic with the serial numbers filed off" as original work but i also feel like. what makes something a good fic is at odds with what makes something a good original story.

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??? are you seeing what's happening in Berlin with the Palestine Congress??