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i’m going to follow everyone soon but i need to pick a snack first to accompany me with this task

#food

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hey friends. i’m kim jongin, exo & super m’s kai, & gucci’s favorite kpop idol. click here for spoilers from my solo album coming sometime this year. i’m not all that good at talking but i love video games, taemin’s baby hands, and all 5 of my children (read: dogs). i share the same birthday as velma the goat in animal crossing, we’re pretty much twins.

that’s it that’s the intro. i’m @asaprockai on gh if you want to argue over who’s the best ac villager. (hint: it’s marshal.)

#zucker says hello #please don’t block me #i’m not sure how my [redacted] hands feel about you yet #but i’ll let you know if there’s any update #and as for your [redacted] #i want to be [redacted]

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i’m ready to vote the entire nook’s cranny staff off the island for allowing me to experience 65 bell turnips

#food #?

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go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

#im late but #how do you interpret #wholesome cannibal handjobs #nsfw

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@zkdlink no of course not ive decided im spending this cooking wait time following people on tumblr dot com and picking up all of the weeds on my island

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my favorite part of cooking instant noodles is the bit where i manage to climb to the top of mt fuji and get back home just in time for it to be fully cooked

#food #is this sarcasm #who knows

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#lovesong is that tune

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ever wake up randomly in the middle of the night and find yourself craving for cold hard butter

#i want it cut about 1 1/2 cm thick #in wheat bread because i have to try to keep it healthy somehow #food

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i saw this ad earlier for a face mask maker machine and im kinda entertaining the idea of buying one for myself and making a cherry vanilla coke mask what do you guys think

#all suggestions are welcome #food

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hey. i’m kai. i’m one of the super m avengers and exo’s center. i wanted to try flexing my luxury items like some of the youtubers do so enjoy these shots of my rolex.

i’m kidding. that rolex was a gift from my company’s ceo for doing a pretty solid job of dancing well in my group(s) since 2012.

i’m a sensitive loser who loves video games, all dogs that have ever existed, watching documentaries, and taemin’s tiny baby hands. find me @asaprockai if you want a totally interesting animal fact. like did you know snails can sleep for three years? honestly, relatable.

#tag yourself #i’m ‘snails can sleep for three years’ #very relatable #that’s exactly how i feel after doing the bare minimum sometimes #just managed to open a bag of chips #this must mean i deserve a 45 minute nap #[redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

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hope the guy who sneezed right in my face finds my blog and further develops his anatomy knowledge

#swear i’m not really upset #probably just a solid 67.35%

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here’s a friendly reminder for everyone that this is what an elbow looks like and that spot is the best place to direct your sneezes into:

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@zkdlink i’m not sure what kind of thesaurus you’re using but i’m 129% positive you’re using that word wrong

@runnintheshow not sure why tumblr won’t let me tag you properly yet but my hourly rate is 8838738383 krw (cash only) please shoot me a message if you’re interested

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i’m taemin and i’m not sure what else to put on here except that you should stream this cool elon musk tune and check out this video by this up and coming r&b artist called kim jongin / kai (not sure if any of you have heard of him before but he’s plenty cool too)

if you have any switch game recommendations for me, please shoot me a message @ xitjinping

#psa: this isn’t a paid promo #tts;intro

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nothing screams california like “can i like get a venti mango dragonfruit lemonade with like the uhhh monk fruit sweetener for uh camille”

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