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jpopxprince‌:

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Wow wait… he wasn’t laughing at her. He was flirting back. He was taking this seriously. Get it the fuck together Chie, don’t say anything dumb. “Well I guess that’s true. Next time though, you tell me when you wanna be devoured. I-I’ll take requests… for you?”

Her voice trailed off and she pushed down the urge to put her face in her hands and scream. Why was she so bad at this?

“…Oh, you’re actually offering this time around?” He gave a little hum, looking down at the brunette with genuine interest in her offer. That didn’t matter too much at the moment, though… because Chie was still going out of her way to keep this up. She may have faltered for a minute there, but a slight misstep didn’t matter in the long run! Hani couldn’t deny that he enjoyed this side of the Emperor, who did her best to step out of her comfort zone to do something a bit more… daring than her usual. A nice change of pace, if he said so himself! 

She kept him on his toes when she was like this, even if his demeanor said otherwise. 

“You’re getting better at this, yanno~”

“A-Am I? I really feel like I’m just sounding like an idiot half the time...”

It was strange, so many people thought she was so tough and smooth but she was just the opposite. She wasn’t used to flirting, wasn’t used to people wanting to say things like that back to her either. She felt stupid and unsure of herself... but Yosuke kept going. Kept entertaining her and maybe that wasn’t so bad.

“So... what if I am offering, huh?”

#;hani nut cheerios #;ictags #i guess that's something i could get used to

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acedetectivexseta‌:

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“Well I wouldn’t say that but hey you’re a blast all on your own, Seta~ Y’know what? I’d say it’s pretty cool that we compliment each other pretty well as the Big Chalupa and the Baja Blast… and it’s gettin’ me a little hungry.”

“ I can certainly agree to that, Satonaka. I feel as though the meal would be rather incomplete without one or the other. Almost illegal, even. ..I highly doubt we have a Taco Bell in this town. “

“We... definitely don’t. It looks like we’re the only Taco Bell meal this town has. So, I guess that means we’re pretty damn important to the town... so they can experience terrible fake Mexican food for themselves.”

#acedetectivexseta #;ictags #definitely not but a girl can dream right...? #i wouldn't mind having another shitty chain restaurant here

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jpopxprince‌:

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“Ain’t that the truth, huh? You’re a sweet one really but I think cheesy suits you best in the long run. I guess it’s a good thing that I’m not lactose intolerant or anything.” Is she… flirting? Badly? Has the world ended?

“It’s definitely a good thing… because you wouldn’t have been able to devour me when you please~” Wow, oh wow. She actually was flirting… and Yosuke couldn’t deny his intrigue with just how far they could get with this. If she didn’t back out, of course. But, for now? Success!

Wow wait... he wasn’t laughing at her. He was flirting back. He was taking this seriously. Get it the fuck together Chie, don’t say anything dumb. “Well I guess that’s true. Next time though, you tell me when you wanna be devoured. I-I’ll take requests... for you?”

Her voice trailed off and she pushed down the urge to put her face in her hands and scream. Why was she so bad at this?

#;hani nut cheerios #;ictags #that's the first time anyone's fuckin' called me THAT

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acedetectivexseta‌:

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“Well you’ve got your own great chalupa qualities… like I said being full of intriguing information. Also being popular and delicious– Is that weird to say?– But being a Baja Blast… being a Mountain Dew product means I’m basically battery acid and you’ll be sorry if you fuck with me. Very different but still good.”

“ Not to mention that you would certainly provide sufficient energy to last for at least three days or so. Being a Baja Blast sounds like quite the adventure, one that I would certainly enjoy. “

“Well I wouldn’t say that but hey you’re a blast all on your own, Seta~ Y’know what? I’d say it’s pretty cool that we compliment each other pretty well as the Big Chalupa and the Baja Blast... and it’s gettin’ me a little hungry.”

#acedetectivexseta #;ictags #we really do! #the second we got him to round us out we can overcharge for a meal!!!

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jpopxprince‌:

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“Only if you’re a quesadilla because that was fuckin’ cheesy, Yosuke-kun…”

“As if cheesiness isn’t one of my Grade A Specialties, Chi-chan~”

“Ain’t that the truth, huh? You’re a sweet one really but I think cheesy suits you best in the long run. I guess it’s a good thing that I’m not lactose intolerant or anything.” Is she... flirting? Badly? Has the world ended?

#;hani nut cheerios #;ictags #fine then haachan #ask and you shall receive and all that other bullshit

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“Only if you’re a quesadilla because that was fuckin’ cheesy, Yosuke-kun...”

“…If Souji’s the Big Chalupa… and Chi-chan’s picked up Baja Blast as a nickname, does that mean you two are absolute snaccs?” Ya boy Hani out here asking the real questions.

#;hani nut cheerios #;ictags #keep that up and I'LL get cheesy and call you haachan again #nobody wants that

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acedetectivexseta‌:

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“And that’s why you’re the big chalupa…. full of intriguing information…”

“ Of course, I could never compete with Miss Baja Blast. “

“Well you’ve got your own great chalupa qualities... like I said being full of intriguing information. Also being popular and delicious-- Is that weird to say?-- But being a Baja Blast... being a Mountain Dew product means I’m basically battery acid and you’ll be sorry if you fuck with me. Very different but still good.”

#acedetectivexseta #;ictags #together we're a whole ass meal souji

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“And that’s why you’re the big chalupa.... full of intriguing information...”

“ Did you know that the chalupa is a specialty of south-central Mexico, including the states of Puebla, Guerrero, and Oaxaca? They are made by pressing a thin layer of masa dough around the outside of a small mold, in the process creating a concave container resembling the boat of the same name, and then deep frying the result to produce crisp, shallow corn cups. These are filled with various ingredients such as shredded chicken, pork, chopped onion, chipotle pepper, red salsa, and/or green salsa. They can in many cases resemble tostadas since both are made of a fried or baked masa-based dough.

La Chalupa, which can also be referred to as the boat it is named after, appears in Mexican-Style Bingo named Loteria. “

#acedetectivexseta #;ictags #also... bowl cut.... bowl full of delicious ingredients...

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jpopxprince‌:

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“Geez… y-you’re killing me…”

She pulled her scarf up a little higher, looking to bury her head in the knitted wool like an ostrich buries their head in the sand. It wasn’t working as well as she’d hoped. “You know ‘m still easily embarrassed… doesn’t matter how much time has passed.” He was getting closer, holy shit he was so close. How was he so cute in the cold? How were his lips not chapped to hell!? She would’ve been irritated if she wasn’t completely flustered. “Suggestion I offered though, h-huh? Well.. I’m warning you. Keep callin’ me Satonaka-sama and I’ll have to call you…”

She swallowed hard. God this was gonna sound so stupid. Why was she doing this again?

“…Haachan…”

“You can’t die now from my charms, we haven’t even made it back home yet!”

He let out a whine at her word, only furthering his gentle hold against the Emperor as she pressed her face against the soft wool of her scarf. It didn’t take much to notice the dusting of pink that lingered on her cheeks, almost reaching the tips of her ears in a warm flush… try as she might to use the cold as an excuse, Yosuke wasn’t a fool. In fact, he was the furthest from what a person could be when classifying their foolishness… and with that knowledge. he used it to accept the fact that Satonaka Chie was downright adorable. Heck, it was practically sinful to see how she kept her composure around him. “I know, I know~ It’s one of your many charming qualities–ah?” He blinked then, staring down at her with slight surprise.

Oh. 

He hadn’t expected that.

“…….What if I happened to enjoy the sound of that, hmmm~?

“I’d be legitimately surprised... Haachan sounds just way cornier out loud than I-- than I had even expected.”

He was so... much. Not in a bad way, no. Yosuke was never really too much in a bad way. But he was just a lot to take in. Always leaning in all close, always smiling too wide when her face heated up more and more. She was supposed to be fuckin’ scary! Not blushing like a damn school girl every time his stupid perfect face was fifteen centimeters away from hers.The look on his face. That steadiness in his eyes. It was really getting to her. Chie felt her eyes darting away from his and the overwhelming feeling that seemed to settle around her shoulders like a blanket.

“...G-Get ready to carry my frozen corpse home though... cause if you keep lookin’ at me like that I really will die on the spot...”

#;hani nut cheerios #;ictags #WOW IT WOULD BE WOULDN'T IT??? #but hmph maybe... you like to say i'm all soft though #what is the truth huh??? #(in ooc tags i have no icons that are appropriate for this hhh i need better ones bad or at least a supplemental faceclaim)

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jpopxprince‌:

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“R-Really? You’re doin’ that shit now? I-I just– it’s– ….S-Satonaka-sama?”

Well now you’ve got her sputtering. Good job.

“Goodness! You act like you don’t know me by now, Chi-chan~”

“We’ve been together long enough, and I’ve still got those cute cheeks of yours turning pink with just the right phrasing?” Yosuke grinned, hooking his arm with hers as he leaned himself all the more closer… if this was the only way to keep warm in this god awful weather? So, be it! “And yes, Satonaka-sama… a fitting title for the suggestion you offered, no?”

“Geez... y-you’re killing me...”

She pulled her scarf up a little higher, looking to bury her head in the knitted wool like an ostrich buries their head in the sand. It wasn’t working as well as she’d hoped. “You know ‘m still easily embarrassed... doesn’t matter how much time has passed.” He was getting closer, holy shit he was so close. How was he so cute in the cold? How were his lips not chapped to hell!? She would’ve been irritated if she wasn’t completely flustered. “Suggestion I offered though, h-huh? Well.. I’m warning you. Keep callin’ me Satonaka-sama and I’ll have to call you...”

She swallowed hard. God this was gonna sound so stupid. Why was she doing this again?

“...Haachan...”

#;hani nut cheerios #;ictags #aw it's cute that you think that #too bad i'll have to kinkshame you if you call me mistress again

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jpopxprince‌:

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“The only way for something like that to work would be skin to skin contact and we’re both in like six layers, loser. Unless… wait were you flirtin’ with me?”

“I mean if you’re offering, I wouldn’t be opposed to that whatsoever Satonaka-sama~”

Wow, Chie. What tipped you off?

“R-Really? You’re doin’ that shit now? I-I just-- it’s-- ....S-Satonaka-sama?”

Well now you’ve got her sputtering. Good job.

#;hani nut cheerios #;ictags #maybe i'm mean because the cold made me that way #consider t h a t

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jpopxprince‌:

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“Yeah it’s pretty freezing out but if you’re bundled up it shouldn’t be that bad… what? You need me to knit ya a scarf and mittens or somethin’?”

“…How ‘bout you keep me warm with those powerful arms of yours, yeah?”

“The only way for something like that to work would be skin to skin contact and we’re both in like six layers, loser. Unless... wait were you flirtin’ with me?”

#;hani nut cheerios #;ictags #pfft you definitely have A LOT of character #but is it cold weather character???? #the whines say otherwise ;P

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“Yeah it’s pretty freezing out but if you’re bundled up it shouldn’t be that bad... what? You need me to knit ya a scarf and mittens or somethin’?”

“…It should be straight up illegal to be this cold out, just saying.”

#;ictags #c'mon don't you know the cold builds character???

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@jpopxprince continued from here

“Yeah something for you, I’m not stingy on birthdays.” 

Chie hefted the box up higher in her arms and shuffled in place a little at his cute little spin. How... dare he? Be that cute on his birthday? It absolutely was not fair. She looked around the pretty empty shop around them and felt her shoulders curl in on themselves. She suddenly felt too big for the open doorway she stood in and the box too bulky... But he seemed happy to see her. That was enough, right? Well, she sure as shit hoped so. At his urging she took a few steps in extending the large box in hand.

“Well, since the shop is pretty dead you can have your own private gift opening ceremony. ...Happy birthday, Yosuke.” Chie scuffed her shoe against the wood floor before letting out a little cough. “D-Don’t have any high expectations for this though. I was experimenting with some new stuff and well... it came out kind of weird but I figured if anyone could appreciate the charms of stuff like that it was you...”

Chie had tried to make Yosuke a stuffed cat for his birthday made from his cute strawberry pattern she’d found at the fabric store. It just screamed Yosuke... but she got too ambitious. The she was a little too ambitious and her project a little big and now her perfect cat plush was a massive, lumpy thing sitting in a box with the cutest button eyes she’d ever seen. Oddly enough... with all it’s imperfections it felt like something he might appreciate?

She hoped so.

#jpopxprince #;rpthread #[hap birth hani]

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jpopxprince:

“I’d be doing an incredibly awful job as a grim reaper right now if that were the case… the fact that you can see me right now, it’d be much quieter than this. You are next, though.” 

Like saying that makes any of this reassuring for her, Yukiko. 

“…And then there will only be me remaining.”

“Y’know sometimes... you say things and it sounds like you’re about to take me out with a bunch of assassins or something. If you’re not actually the grim reaper or anything as you say. I’m not convinced.”

The ominous cloud that sentence left was surprisingly powerful.

“...Shit. The lone survivor... Y-You know I’ll punch time or death or whatever in the face to come back and make sure you’re not the only one left.”

Way to sound like a loser, Chie.

#jpopxprince #maybe we'll get lucky and with the way yosuke bites the dust we'll just relive his birthday over and over #we already did he destroy a serial murderer thing so now we can just enjoy ourselves #and that way we never get to mine or yours #8DDDD #;ictags

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Mun is cool

(*▼▽▼*) well thank you, anon is super cool

#;answeredasks #Anonymous

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jpopxprince:

dulcetxbellatrix said: “who puts the cutie in cutie hani? it’s him, i guess~”

“Onegai~ Onegaaaaaaai~”

“Please look my way, Hani~”

#jpopxprince #see? i can quote the song too #cutie on main?? you mean every day? #;ictags