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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

#they exist to make fun little stories in my mind

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eye of the vulture king

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #dropout #fan art

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top 5 real-life dndads stories I’ll go first

1. jimmy passing out in that burger king (EDIT IT WAS A DAIRY QUEEN OOPS) after playing video games all day (I think it was world of warcraft??) bonus to this story is the fact that freddie NEVER KNEW????

2. anthony stealing the bathrobe from that hotel and later working for the guy he took it from

3. matt’s vietnam war veteran teacher’s reaction to the massive poop in the bathroom

4. all of the anthony tattoo saga. a classic

5. will waiting YEARS to get revenge on freddie for the updog joke

what are y’all’s favourites

#jimmy getting a job and renting a studio apartment specifically so he could play as much world of warcraft as he wanted #matt accidentally shattering the glass case in a Scottish coffee shop with a bottle and then fleeing the scene in embarrassment #(while covered in glass and bleeding) #anthony planning a spy mission with his spouse and freddie to gather evidence of his stepmother’s affair #beth trying and failing to edit her wikifeet page to correct her foot size #to name a few #dungeons and daddies

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from dick jokes to cocktails, grant o'brien's friends are passionate about a lot of things, but the one thing they love above all else is correcting people. this is um, actually: almost true facts about grant anthony o'brien.

<theme music plays>

joining us on today's episode we have <three of grant's friends>, and joining us not as always from the fact-checker room we have grant anthony o'brien himself.

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in front of me are a stack of incorrect statements, and it's up to you to find out what's wrong, buzz in, and correct me. if you do not start the statement with "um, actually..." I cannot give you the point, and someone else can buzz in and steal that answer from you

#dropout #um actually

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#ooh BC Canada #fries #potato chips #biscuits/scones? #cookies #pop #candy #cigarettes #toque #cotton candy

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occasional posts from users

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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i need to know.. for me it’s s1 purely because most acoustic songs make me cry and for some reason the whole “it’ll be alright” thing hurts me a Lot

#season 1 made me sadder but I liked the season 2 outro more #I was too busy being delighted by the marching band cover to be sad #dungeons and daddies

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TED LASSO 2.12

"Inverting the Pyramid of Success"

#ted lasso

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Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:

#cheering for my mutuals who watch this show

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my thing with normals epilogue is that I think it comes from normal and sparrows like fundamental misunderstanding of each other. Like I think normal is unable to see sparrow as a full person past his parenting decisions, but I also think that sparrow doesn’t really understand the full extent of the effect his words had on normal and what it would’ve taken to rectify that. Like they’re both so caught up within themselves to fully understand the other and that’s so real and true to me.

#I like the messy ending for normal #I think it’s really true to life and fits well into a podcast about generational trauma #I also think that there’s room for Sparrow and Normal to heal their relationship but Norm is just now working through therapy #so it’ll take a bit of time #I don’t think normal or sparrow are bad people #I just think they haven’t had a genuinely honest conversation about their feelings #and some serious misunderstandings have harmed their relationship #which feels real to me #anyway I just love the oaks and their messy broken relationships and their desire to be better #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2

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HELLO whoever at buzzfeed made him read a lesbian-on-gay thirst tweet you are my idol

#andrew scott #video

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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out