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Okay headcanon debate time. Are the snow sisters lightweights when it comes to drinking alcohol?

Because I very easily Anna handling it pretty well while Elsa is a total wreck after one (1) sip of liquor. (Depending on her mood when she has the drink, she'll either be a very loud reveler or a sobbing mess)

Now you may say "But Elsa has been proven to have excellent cardio!" Yes but do you think that this nerd tried out booze when she was isolated all those years? That type of beverage that is well-known for making you lose control? Absolutely tf not

While Anna definitely sneaked out undercover to the harbor several times during her teenage years to have beer with the sailors

If we do get a post-Frozen series telling events that happened in the 3 year gap before Frozen 2, we need one episode of Elsa trying booze for the first time

#youre so right

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Anna: I trust my sister.

Kristoff: You think she knows what she's doing?

Anna: I'm not sure I'd go that far.

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Elsa: I'm...grounded?

Anna: Yes, you're grounded!

Olaf: [holding a shovel] And now, we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!

Kristoff: Olaf, that's not how grounding works.

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Honeymaren: This is her…… The woman I fell in love with….. To whom I’ll give all my life and soul…….. 

Elsa: *in a competition of tongue bleps with Bruni* 

Honeymaren, crying: So beautiful

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your honor i have a contribution to the elsamaren cult

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Elsa: truth or dare

Honeymaren: truth

Elsa: what’s your biggest secret?

Honeymaren: *sweating* uh. only Ahtohallan knows

Elsa: bet

Honeymaren: wait shit wait oh god no come back where are you going wait FUCK

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So Kristen Anderson-Lopez had to tell an EA shipper to stop tagging her in their #bringelsahome bs. This kinda proves my theory that EA shippers are the Karens of the Frozen Fandom, cuz all they do is spam and harass Jen Lee and others who worked on the movies about how they're not happy with the ending of F2.

I mean... how much lower are they willing to go??? The fact that they even call themselves "Frozen fans" is mind-boggling to me. The #bringelsahome/EA people of the Fandom are just like the Star Wars "fans" that with their constant harassment towards Daisy Ridley and Kelly Marie Tran made them quit social media. Truly sickening how petty and unfortunate EA shippers (and some Helsa shippers too) can be just because the ending of a kids film doesn't fit their headcanons.

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go follow my new she-ra blog!!! it’s @catadora-queen because i am a useless lesbian whose somehow just now getting into she-ra but oh boy am i absolutely in love with it

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go follow my new she-ra blog!!! it’s @catadora-queen because i am a useless lesbian whose somehow just now getting into she-ra but oh boy am i absolutely in love with it

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go follow my new she-ra blog!!! it’s @catadora-queen because i am a useless lesbian whose somehow just now getting into she-ra but oh boy am i absolutely in love with it

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If You’re Racist, You’re Not Part Of The Frozen Fandom

I need to make it very clear, if you are racist you are not welcome in the Frozen fandom. You do not like Frozen or Frozen 2, you don’t like Elsa or Anna or any other characters.

You like the fantasy version of them you’ve created in your mind in order to protect your whiteness and your classism.

Your “waifu” would hate you.

Elsa would hate you. Anna would hate you. And the creators of Frozen would AND DO hate you too.

Frozen isn’t for you and was never meant for you. Frozen is about family, sisters, self discovery, and loss. It was never about hating and belittling people who aren’t like you and pretending to own fictional characters.

If you hate the fact that F2 had the “audacity” to acknowledge the indigenous people of their region, you’re racist. If you hate the fact that fans create works of Elsa eating, playing, wearing the clothes of, or interacting with the native people, you’re racist. If you think its degrading to dress, act or live like an indigenous person, you’re racist. If you hate that fans simply like the new indigenous characters, you’re racist. If you think indigenous people are dirty, ugly, uncivilized, don’t know how to feed themselves, aren’t hygienic, are rude, irresponsible, or speak out of turn, you’re racist. If you think the fact that these characters aren’t real, gives you free reign to call them slurs and deride their characteristics that actually apply to IRL cultures and peoples, you’re racist.

Racist don’t deserve a platform nor to be listened to. You don’t get the right to harass, berate, and dogpile fans and then say you are the one being targeted. You don’t get the right to call characters of color racial slurs and s*vages, esk*mos, gorillas and double down on your bullshit and expect no repercussions. If your friends/mutuals with the people who do this, you’re racist too because you’re saying that degrading and belittling indigenous people isn’t a deal breaker in your personal relationships. And you don’t get to hide behind the guise of a stupid ship war or criticism either. You can be a petty bastard AND racist.

You’re not fans, you’re parasites. You got into Frozen because of the most superficial, trifling aspects of your ‘favs’, and now that that’s changed and no longer caters 100% to your white supremacist, elitist dogma, you’re mad.

I can’t make you leave but you are not welcome.

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Elsa: Since I'm gonna be gone for a while, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice.

Elsa: [picks paper out of the bowl]

Elsa: For example, "Kristoff, stop doing that" applies to everything.

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Elsa: Stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Olaf: But what if… something else happens. Just this one time.

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Anna: [to Arendelle children] I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES. I WILL KEEP YOU HERE ALL NIGHT!

Elsa: We're not allowed to keep them past four.

Anna: I WILL KEEP YOU HERE UNTIL FOUR!!

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Show yourself
I’m no longer trembling