nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs
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I heard the news and I am devastated
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Magical Girls Svsss prompt for nolongerbright for SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza!
They'd have the worst best time being Magical girls ✨️
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities
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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?
god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath
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all the other legendaries: *fighting*
lugia and ho-oh:
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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house
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would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest
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hey bad news. ur boyfriend. yeah he turned around. yeah man sorry his love for you ultimately became his downfall. yeah sorry u gotta go back to the underworld :/
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4 days until wet rat wednesday
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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