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[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Me in my notes app at 3 am:

#wlw dark academia #dark academia memes #dark acadamia aesthetic #dark academia #light academia #donna tartt #tsh #poetry #notes app poetry

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

My dearest, most despised enemy, we're going out for dinner tonight... It's not because I like you or anything! I'm just planning on trying my 50th assassination attempt on you! Don't get the wrong idea!!!!

#dark academia #classic literature #dark academia aesthetic #enemies to lovers #enemies with benefits #light academia #academia #donna tartt #fanfiction #fanfic

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

uwu you want to stwike me down fow my hubwis??? owo??? You say I hawe gone too faw with my staggewing dispways of awwogance and compwete diswegawd of mowals? Be qwiet pwease (✿^‿^).

#dark academia memes #dark academia #light academia #hubris #ancient greek #tagammemnon #ancient greece #greek mythology #macbeth #icarus #the secret history #donna tartt #dead poets society

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

I hope I'm not just a friend to you, but rather an ominous shadow that looms over you and whispers bits and pieces of Edgar Allan Poe's poetry into your ear in a way that leaves you with a persistent sense of unease and the urge to break free from the chains of reality.

#edgar allan hoe #edgar allen poe #edgar allan poe #dark acadamia aesthetic #dark academia #donna tartt #tsh #the secret history #kill your darlings #dead poets society

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

Bunny from The Secret History be like ⬆️

*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*

#dark academia aesthetic #dark academia #light academia #the secret history #tsh #donna tartt #edmund bunny corcoran #francis abernathy

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

Me: I can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl shit.

Me: *Accidentally killing a farmer while in the midst of Dionysian revelry with my friends because our charismatic classics teacher told us that Bacchanals are fun and cool*

#dark academic #dark academia memes #dark academia #donna tartt #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay #henry winter #richard papen #light academia #dark acadamia aesthetic #bacchanal #dionysus #julian morrow #tsh #the secret history aesthetic #the secret history

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

Two four six o ONEEEEEEE

who am i

#lesmis #les mis #les miserables #jean valjean #24601

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

The dark academia community is just a bunch of reluctant Richard Papen kinnies and that's a fact.

what i think i am: henry winter

what i am at most: richard papen

#don't even @ me #you know im right #dark academic #richard papen #henry winter #dark academia #the secret history #donna tartt

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

I'm filled with existential dread!

Good job 👍.

cubitum eamus

inspired by a certain post. keep reading at your own peril.

Again Percival’s lips met mine - I tasted Amaroni on his tongue, bitter, full, but not as intoxicating as our forbidden love was. I felt him seize the collar of my shirt, so forceful that I feared the silk would tear. Not to be outdone, I drew my fingers across the rough tweed of his sport coat before greedily undoing the polished horn buttons. He let it slip off his shoulders as we drew back from each other for a breath of air.

Keep reading

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

DON'T 👏 CALL 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏 DARK 👏 ACADEMIC 👏IF 👏 YOU 👏 HAVEN'T 👏 MADE 👏 SWEET 👏 SWEET 👏 LOVE 👏 TO 👏 A 👏 TWEED 👏 BLAZER 👏

#dark academia culture #dark academia memes #dark academia aesthetic #dark academia #light academia #academia #tweed #tweedjacket #donna tartt #tsh #dead poets society #kill your darlings #francis abernathy #henry winter #tpodg #literature

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

Woah I just realized I reached 1000 tumblr followers! Thank you guys for vibing with me :).

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

My dream home is either:

An ancient Greek temple where I may receive prophetic visions

A gothic cathedral with plenty of alluring vampires

An old library filled with first-edition books

A forest clearing with many friendly cicadas trying to eat me

A quiet manor in the English countryside with ivy creeping up the walls

Wherever the ghost of Shakespeare lives

#dark academia culture #dark academia aesthetic #dark academia #light academia #ancient greek #ancient rome #ancient greece #donna tartt #tsh #iwwv #academia #shakespeare

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

Want to feel like a dark academic while relaxing? Here are a few ways to practice self-care in a dark academia way:

Read Dracula/Frankenstein/anything by Edgar Allen Poe on a stormy night while wrapped up in a blanket with a warm drink.

Recite Shakespearean monologues to your pets.

Read The Picture of Dorian Gray out loud to your plants.

Brew your favorite tea for yourself.

Fling yourself onto a divan (make it homoerotic as possible).

Take a bath with rose petals with some Hozier songs playing in the background.

Read the Odyssey on the beach.

Go out into nature and read some of Keats's poems.

Listen to classical music while making crafts.

Watch a historical documentary.

Knit a neutral-colored cardigan or sweater.

Pick some mushrooms in a forest, if you see some college kids in Dionysian madness, mind your business.

#dark academia aesthetic #dark academia #wlw dark academia #light academia #academia #chaotic academia #academia aesthetic #donna tartt #tsh #the secret history aesthetic #the secret history #francis abernathy #john keats #keats #edgar allen poe #tpodg #oscar wilde #homer #hozier #henry winter #dorian gray

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

OK I'M SERIOUS IMAGINE A JORDAN PETERSON VS SLAVOJ ZIZEK WRESTLING MATCH.

I love how Ancient Greek philosophers were basically all sporty buff wrestling guys. Modern philosophers are unathletic dweebs for the most part... I want to see them wrestle... Bring back buff bicep philosophy!!!

#ancient greece #socrates #plato #aristotle #epicurus #epicurian #philosophy #ancient greek #ancient greek philosophy #xenophon #dark academia memes #dark academia aesthetic #dark academia #light academia #donna tartt #tsh #the secret history

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

I love how Ancient Greek philosophers were basically all sporty buff wrestling guys. Modern philosophers are unathletic dweebs for the most part... I want to see them wrestle... Bring back big buff bicep philosophy!!!

#dark academia memes #dark academia aesthetic #dark academia #light academia #ancient greek #greek mythology #ancient greece #ancient rome #literature #socrates #plato #aristotle #euripides #aeschylus #xenophon #epicurian #epicurus #donna tartt #tsh #the secret history

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

-Dorian Gray

ok yes i may be evil and morally corrupt but i’m also incredibly beautiful and i think that makes up for it honestly

[enjolrass-barricadebooty]

Judy Poovey be like "I know a spot" then take you to a Burger King parking lot to do cocaine with her.

#dark academic #dark academia memes #dark academia #donna tartt #tsh memes #tsh #the secret history #judy poovey #richard papen