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eric-sadahire · 18 hours
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Pavlov's birds
An MIT student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football team, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this and graduated.
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eric-sadahire · 2 days
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There are two times that we will never be able to control…
what has happened in the past, and what will happen in the future.
Better to focus on the only time we can truly influence, which is now.
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eric-sadahire · 2 days
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If you want more kindness in the world, put some there.
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eric-sadahire · 3 days
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I got abducted by aliens...
I was told to do my all chores, eat my veggies, take a shower and brush my teeth.
It was then I realized I was in the mother ship.
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eric-sadahire · 3 days
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No, sorry I can't hang out today. I forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human.
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eric-sadahire · 4 days
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Mentally, this is me when someone is giving important information.
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eric-sadahire · 4 days
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NASA has been launching octopuses into space since the 90's.
Originally 2,780 were sent up, and there were 60,000 orbiting the Earth by the missions end 20 years later. The octopuses that have returned reportedly "hate life on Earth."
This is how you birth an Eldrich Horror.
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eric-sadahire · 4 days
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Me: I don’t like myself
Therapist: that’s very common
Me: really?
Therapist: Oh yes, loads of people don’t like you
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eric-sadahire · 4 days
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Fire trucks are actually water trucks
This would be a fire truck
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eric-sadahire · 5 days
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Synchronicity tends to happen when you need it. Have you noticed when you are ready to receive something you usually do? Have you ever had a perfect day, when everything went perfectly? People and things just appeared at exactly the right moment?
That’s synchronicity. If you arrived a few seconds earlier, or later things wouldn’t have turned out the same. Timing was everything.
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eric-sadahire · 5 days
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When you're struggling with something, look at all the people around you and realize that every single person you see is struggling with something, and to them, it's just as hard as what you're going through.
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eric-sadahire · 6 days
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"What did you say?"
"I wasn't talking to you; I was talking to the dog."
is a daily conversation in my house.
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eric-sadahire · 7 days
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If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now.
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eric-sadahire · 7 days
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Fucking hate it when cowboys shoot at my feet.
I would have danced if you just asked me nicely.
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eric-sadahire · 8 days
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I bought a meatloaf flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms don't bend.
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eric-sadahire · 8 days
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Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.
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eric-sadahire · 8 days
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It has come to my attention that a funny story that I tell at parties is actually a traumatic event.
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