fanfictiongreenirises

[fanfictiongreenirises]

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

[fanfictiongreenirises]

The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

[fanfictiongreenirises]

patrolling 🥰

[fanfictiongreenirises]

[fanfictiongreenirises]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#practically speaking it also makes it so hard to coexist even with loved ones

[fanfictiongreenirises]

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

[fanfictiongreenirises]

are they doing that I think they’re doing..👁️👁️

[fanfictiongreenirises]

shijie <33

[fanfictiongreenirises]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[fanfictiongreenirises]

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a good night’s sleep (maybe)(please)(I’m begging the universe)

#all the good sleep for you warlock!!

[fanfictiongreenirises]

#the inventory one for sure id never have to think about parking again #but the concentration one would solve all my problems <- is currently avoiding 2 assignments

[fanfictiongreenirises]

Idk if this counts as a request but I go absolutely feral for the way you draw yllz!wwx. The way you draw his hair and exhausted face compel me.

You got it!!! He’s my fave version of WWX to draw,,

[fanfictiongreenirises]

Cry me a River /3

😭

[fanfictiongreenirises]

Kofi extra for Priyanka ^^ (part 1, part 2 is #231) Thank you for the  and for being proud of our work

[fanfictiongreenirises]

It's Jeff!: Infinity Comic #33 (2024)

written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru

#!!!!!! jeff's back???

[fanfictiongreenirises]

“average person hath borne me on his back 3 times” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person hath borne me on his back 0 times. Alas, poor Yorick, who hath borne me on his back a thousand times, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

[fanfictiongreenirises]

I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.

#still reading fragile threads of power. mostly bc im so fucking stressed about blorbo bleebus being killed off im avoiding reading #the queen of attolia #i started take a hint dani brown bc jt was supposed to be my book to read at work but then queen of attolia was better (and less insanely #horny lmaoo i dont understand how horny ppl function if theyre all like that) #and the bangla book im reading which i wont try spelling here but im a chapter and a half into!! so far i think 2 ppl have been mysteriously #killed which is perfect im glad my cousin knows my tastes in fantasy to rec it to me 🤣 #ooh and i started dead boy detectives (comic) last night and it's so good i think it's curing my dc induced comic slump