Oh no… I saw a wiggly worm on the pavement and it looked sad and so I said “oh no, mister worm, you are in a very sorry state… back into the thicket with you!” and I gently put it back into the grass, and then I turned around and there was a TEENAGER LAUGHING AT ME… why are The Youth so cruel
a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this