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A man walks onto Shark Tank. He says nothing. He just places an empty tin can on a table, bows, and walks out. Every Shark buys in with a $50 Million investment and a 10% stake in the company immediately. Nobody knows what it's for. Nobody knows where the man went or how the investments panned out.

#shark tank #lol

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This would cure me I think

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Huggable

lil gremlin

@samparty <3

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gah

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Me whenever I see @alqemizzy

little kobold getting a lotta praise ✨

#kobolds #furry #art

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the simple pleasure of a cat gently purring while near you and then you pet them and they just go into PURR OVERDRIVE for a bit

#cats

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Animal Crossing would be hilarious tho

What d'ya think alien lady's favorite game is gonna be? Is there a genre she latches onto?

I feel like she might latch onto the intense carnage of boomer shooter type games, but i fear for the day that she discovers online competitive stuff. I have a feeling she'd be very toxic

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forgot to post about this when it happened but here’s what my cousin (who is cisgender & in her 40s) got me for christmas. like imagine my face opening this

i know she just clicked two things on my wishlist but it’s seriously the funniest gift combination i’ve ever received in my life.

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Think I'll do a bloodborbe burger king king cosplay build

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Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

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I swear some conspiracy antivax nut would find the hidden vaccine against death itself in a little old lady's home, contained in a metal box with a gold cross on it, where angels sing as they open it and a letter from Jesus Christ himself inside reading

'Thank you for your servitude and decades of purity and love, here is the key to immortality and youth'

And they'd still go "Nah, I don't trust it, how long did Jesus test this for? Clinical trials? Smells like big pharma. I bet she shilled for him every Sunday."

#vaccines #fuck antivaxers

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.