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Can I just say:

A season used to be 22-24 episodes

then it became 12

then 10

now,

FUCKING 8 episodes a season

I'm really hating this trend not going to lie.

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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

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your honour their married and thats their child

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Climate denialism in the netherlands is so fucking funny like. Bro the floods. They’re coming

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eepy little spiders

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They share one brain cell in the entire spiderverse. Different people, same font.

Trust me guys. This is in the next movie. I was in the writing room. (Lie)

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i miss them your honor…

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Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

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only 10,000 copies of this post are being released.

reblog yours before they run out and are gone forever.

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

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i LOVE using these theyre like little disclaimers

this is gonna sound like a shitpost but the best advice i have if youre consistently coming off wrong is to start talking like an elcor

you will feel like a dumdum at first, but once you get used to it youll realize that telling people what kind of thing you're about to say ahead of time flattens their anxiety a huge amount

ive been starting every question with "question:" for awhile now and i almost never get people reading too much into what i mean anymore

it seems super dumb, but "what are your plans tomorrow?" gets people asking me what i have planned despite me obviously being in the process of figuring that out, whereas "question: what are your plans tomorrow?" gets me a quick rundown of their schedule, followed by "why?"

it also makes it really easy to work tone indicators into your verbal speech. if you're always saying "question: [your question here]?" then no one blinks when you say "genuine question: [question that could read as sarcastic]?"

it also gets you out of your own way for any types of things you struggle to say. "can you make sure to do the dishes before you go to bed?" feels like an argument waiting to happen, but "request: can you make sure to do the dishes before you go to bed?" gets the words flowing on a neutral word while making it clear that you're not looking for a fight

so yeah. suggestion: talk like an elcor

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A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain

Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme

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VENT / going shopping with people whos body types are much more accommodated for than yours is exhausting in the worst way

#to be clear it is anything but their fault #but like its just such a reminder that my body isnt welcome by these stores and brands #also its humiliating to go out with people and watch them try on things #knowing that none of it will fit you yknow? #just frustrating

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me, coming back to tumblr after ages: omg a for you page!! thats so cool half the reason i left was because i got bored of my dash so this will be nice :)

for you page: *shows me the SAME EXACT POSTS EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF EVER SINGLE DAY NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I RELOAD*

#ANGER #I HATE THIS FREAKING APP WHY IS IT SO BAD #THEY HAVE SO MUCH BUT THEY JUST DO IT BADLY #SEARCH FUNCTION? #TERRIBLE #FYP? #HORRENDOUS #TAG VIEW FORMAT? #SUCKS #i am not having a good time

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that moment when you realize you stopped daydreaming about fantasy worlds and started daydreaming about her

#this is a PROBLEM #i am not having a good time #help #ive also realized im more jealous than id thought id be JWBDJSBDDJDH #if you know me irl forget you saw this #gay #wlw #gay panic #HELP #down bad #BUT IK FOR A FACT SHE DOESNT LIKE ME BACK #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH