The butter is all the fluid to cook the rice holy shit like that rice is cooked in 100% butter after they did That with the carrot and literally buried the chicken in butter 😭
The triple shot on a giant fucken carrot PENETRATING this bird was unnecessary
5 FUCKIN POUNDS OF BUTTER!
There is a lot going on here and I have several questions.
Ok, but orcs have gotta have different accents, right? You’ve got separate orcish populations in the Misty Mountains, Minas Morgul, and Mordor, and they all have vaguely separate cultures/ classes, right? Mordor orcs look down on ‘Morgul rats,’ and probably everyone sneers at ‘backwater mountain snaga.’
So what do the accents sound like? Do Misty Mountain goblins sound like they’re choking on their phlegm? Do Mordor orcs have the orcish equivalent of a ‘posh’ accent, all pure military bark and proper Black Speech grammar? Do Minas Morgul orcs speak with a distinctive evil purr that sounds either reeaaaalllyyyy sexy or goddamn slimy depending on your tastes? Do Uruk-Hai pepper their speech with Dunlending loanwords they borrowed from their human ‘allies’? Do they speak pure Black Speech in the original dialect because Saruman is a grammar nut?