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generalgrievousdatingsim16 minutes agoAnswer
all u did w the all star thing is reveal u read marvel fic to the world

actually i just clicked on it by mistake when i was trying to take a screenshot on my phone. i will admit i HAVE read marvel fic but not that specific one.

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generalgrievousdatingsim8 hours agoText

generalgrievousdatingsim:

no biblical temptation has anything on the urge to laugh when you know it would definitely get you in trouble

no one, literally nobody, like not a goddamn soul:

me trying not to fucking lose it because my hellbrain decided that now would be a hilarious time to laugh for absolutely NO REASON:

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generalgrievousdatingsim9 hours agoText

every so often i鈥檒l remember that one nightvale quote about understanding as an expression of love and start wheezing and clutching my chest like i鈥檝e been shot

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generalgrievousdatingsim10 hours agoText

*imagines i鈥檓 a rookie being trained by my more skilled and experienced mentor slash love interest who comes up to stand directly behind me so they can correct my posture and help me aim my weapon at the target while instructing me how to use it correctly for maximum effect directly into my ear in a low voice*

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generalgrievousdatingsim10 hours agoPhoto

valleywitch:

unexplained-events:

The Poison Garden

Established in 2005 by the Duchess of Northumberland. The garden contains over 100 deadly and hallucinogenic plants.聽

I wondered why so many gardens around the world focused on the healing power of plants rather than their ability to kill鈥 I felt that most children I knew would be more interested in hearing how a plant killed, how long it would take you to die if you ate it and how gruesome and painful the death might be.鈥

-The Duchess of Northumberland聽

So this garden was established because a woman knew that they way to get kids intrested in learning about plants was to show them how morbid plants could be. My kind of woman.

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generalgrievousdatingsim11 hours agoText

generalgrievousdatingsim:

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

might just lie down and let the earth consume me until the only evidence that i ever existed left is the plant life growing thickly where my body once lay

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generalgrievousdatingsim11 hours agoAnswer
Admit that you're a tumblr funnyman

im neither funny nor a man i think you have the wrong number

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generalgrievousdatingsim11 hours agoAnswer
Admit that you're a tumblr funnyman

im neither funny nor a man i think you have the wrong number

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generalgrievousdatingsim12 hours agoText

therapist: and what do we say when we make a mistake?

me: bro… that鈥檚 kinda cringe 馃槵

therapist: *sighing* no,

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