This is some mindless doodling I did months ago (before Ncutis Doctor was announced), I’ve also got a similar doodle page that’s literally just the 12th Doctor. Might share that one day who knows. But this is the sort of thing I do between commissions and other projects.
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Every Shakespeare play in 5 words or less
I guarantee accuracy, not neutrality
All's Well That Ends Well: Helena, sweetie, please respect yourself
Antony and Cleopatra: Everyone's horny and massively jealous
As You Like It: Witty, romantic dorks fleeing tyranny
Comedy of Errors: Bit too Punch & Judy
Coriolanus: Lifelong soldiers aren't great politicians
Cymbeline: Snow White: the Romantic Thriller
Edward III: Folger Print This Play Challenge
Hamlet: The OG psychological drama
Henry IV, Part I: Hal & Falstaff's Day Off
Henry IV, Part II: Hal grows up; Falstaff can't
Henry V: Entirely propaganda but it's great
Henry VI, Part I: "Henry whomst?" - Joan of Arc
Henry VI, Part II: Very fun scheming and politics
Henry VI, Part III: Crooked Dick's wartime origin story
Henry VIII: Featuring the great Doctor Butts
Julius Caesar: Sometimes, there's no right choice.
King John: That Speech makes me sad
King Lear: …Did the clown die, or… ?
Love's Labor's Lost: Flirty, funny, and underrated
Macbeth: Psychological horror, my beloved
Measure for Measure: Depressingly still very relevant
Merchant of Venice: I'd punch everyone except Jessica
Merry Wives of Windsor: Falstaff fanfiction! Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Midsummer Night's Dream: Love, magic, and an ass
Much Ado about Nothing: Claudio Everyone is so gullible
Othello: Jealousy, insecurity, prejudice. Bad mix.
Pericles: A 1600s summer blockbuster
Richard II: It's tough to be king
Richard III: Such a fun villain play
Romeo and Juliet: Senseless hatred dooms everybody, always
Taming of the Shrew: Headcanon: Everyone is grifting Baptista
The Tempest: Fun, but also very colonialist
Timon of Athens: I am Misanthropos!!!
Titus Andronicus: Halloween slasher film, Shakes-style
Troilus and Cressida: Love is destroyed by war
Twelfth Night: This play is so bisexual
Two Gentlemen of Verona: Proteus is a Bad Friend
Two Noble Kinsmen: Emilia is ace. Fight me.
Winter's Tale: Careful - insecurity can ruin lives
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[Un]conscionably, Tolkien's works have been severely underrepresented in the world of Tumblr sexymen. Now is[n't] the time to change that.
On a related note, did you know there is a Sexypedia Wiki? The research I do for these polls continues to surprise.
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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”
me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶
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