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I wish one of Durge's tithes was "Summon the Butler" skill. Sceleritas would not fight, but offer unsolicited advice and unhinged commentary on everything that's going on.

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Also the reason I write Gortash so obsessed with Durge and literally holding them above everyone else is because

Imagine: You meet a child of god. A child of cruel and evil god who is an awful murderer. Killing is their Sole Purpose, the reason why they were even created.

And that person one day REFUSES their father, their GOD. Why? Because of you. A child of god defies a god for you. They are made for killing but refuse to kill YOU when their god commands them to.

They get betrayed and disgraced because of you. You think they're dead. BECAUSE they chose you over everything else.

And then they return and alright, the memory is lost, but it's still them. You know it's them.

Like imagine the power trip Gortash had to have upon the revelation what Durge disobeyed their god for HIM.

Of course he'd be obsessed. The child of god said only he matters.

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okayyy alucard and richter in interview with a vampire !!

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they are practicing their lifts don't tell coach jaheira

more of this self-indulgent ice skating au

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🏒🥅⛸ (ice rink au)

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Hanleia & Finnpoe + Parallels

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Pondering and hatching - bg3 comic Lae'zel , Karlach, Astarion

lae'zel comic check haha

I hope you enjoyed

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WHERE IS THANATOS

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APHRODITE, Goddess of Love Hades (2020) vs. Hades 2 (TBA)

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gortash sets up a lending library at his estate after seeing durge’s in the bhaal temple. they both know they’re the only people who use them so it turns into a sort of game. durge loves music, so after enver’s last visit a book about viola has appeared in the temple library. enver fancy’s himself a jeweler so it’s only natural a scroll about gem welding would end up in his library. books relating to their schemes, hobbies, pasts, futures, inside jokes and aspirations get passed back in forth. the only extended pause is when a novel about star crossed lovers gets dropped in the bhaal library. it’s weeks before the favor is returned and enver receives a scroll about bhaalist marriage ceremonies. he doesn’t know whether to take it as an advance or a threat, so he accepts it as both.

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Durgetash feeding each other wedding cake, but it’s not theirs. It was a wedding for a noble couple that Gortash had no more use for, so waited until they were ushered into the same room and then let Durge go wild.

They eat the cake covered in blood and in the only two seats that don’t have a corpse propped up on it.

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all right, who gave this man a teaching license?

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The little lordling has been whispering in your ears? He always knew how to tumble and twist your mind matter, leave you knotted in his cords.

The worst couple you've ever seen watching some orphans get crushed in an orphan crusher, idk

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dead three doodles

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unnecessary thread of random bg3 characters if they died as hamsters, part 1

don’t ask me why I made this it came to me in a vision.

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BG3 text posts Gortash edition.

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Gortash: I'm going to trick the Chosen of Bhaal by entering an alliance with them and then over the course of ten years I'll get them to like me so they can't anticipate me stealing control of the brain in the end, it's a foolproof plan-

Dark Urge: Hi.

Gortash internally: oh fuck oh shit oh no oh gods above I didn't anticipate they'd be hot, this is bad, the plan is compromised- they truly are devious and manipulative- I've met my match- bane help me