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Me trying to find more fanfiction as good as the best fanfiction I’ve ever read

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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One key similarity between Mizu and Akemi is that they both psychosexually dominate men. The key difference is that Akemi does it on purpose and Mizu makes it inexplicably homoerotic

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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Her name is Leslie and she’s depressed but tries her best

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very fun and silly game!!! (๑´ㅂ`๑)

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I love redheads

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a pathetic little man whose bones turn to dust if he holds an armour plate

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“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates

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this is for those who despair over seeing ships or tropes that make them uncomfortable while they do their little scrolly-scroll on ao3, acting like they aren’t responsible for their own internet experience

(alternatively, the back button also works)

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hammerhead salamander

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me:  Listen, after all the cameos in The Mandalorian, I’m exhausted, I’m full up, I just can’t do anything more, it gets old after awhile, I just– Ahsoka:  Hey.

me:  

me:  [PASSES OUT FROM THE INCOHERENT SCREAMING]

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Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

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do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles

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my grandfather talked like this about stuff

Leverage S05E03 The First Contact Job.