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godinthreepersons · 3 months
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2023 was the year of the evil old man
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godinthreepersons · 10 months
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godinthreepersons · 1 year
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#the residents
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godinthreepersons · 3 years
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The warden said, Hey, buddy, don't you be no square—If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair!
LET’S ROCK
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albums that i like a lot The Residents’ “Gingerbread Man”, 1995 track seven: The Aging Musician (Narcissus knows no one naked)
run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run run, run, fast as you can, run, run, fast as you can run, run, fast as you can, you can’t catch me, i’m the gingerbread man
once upon a time i played electric guitar & they said i was a rock & roll star now nobody calls me on the telephone so i sit & watch my tv all alone
maybe if i put a bullet in my brain they’d remember me like Kurt Cobain & the parasites on mtv would wipe their eyes & act like they knew me
but i wouldn’t be a hero, i’d be dead just a note beside a corpse that read “if you like to pretend that you’ll never get old you got what it takes to rock & roll”
Jagger, he was a poet! none of this “three chords & a hairdresser” crap. i just need a couple of players, with a couple of really good players, i could have a band again, go back on the road … (c’mere, boy!) play real music, none of this computer crap. real music! we could go- we could go big! whatever happened to music? now it’s all about marketing & media coverage, goddamn mtv! everything was okay before mtv! & gun control, like gun control’s gonna stop anything! a trooper mk iii’ll stop just about anything! (c'mere, boy! schnauzer, where’s uzi? is he outside?) nothing’s right anymore, not even tv! Davy Crockett said it all when i was a kid, “if you’re sure you’re right, then go ahead on”. now, nothing’s right … goddamn mtv!
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once he winked, & the women would swoon. once he lived in limos & watched the world through the darkest of glasses. once he played & sang for millions around the world
now his primary relationship is with a pair of fox terriers. now he collects guns instead of royalties. now he watches tv constantly & still laughs at the old cartoons & sitcoms that formed the bulk of his obsolete & sadly naive values
the aging musician feels betrayed by a culture that once embraced but no longer needs his simplistic songs praising the virtues & failures of true love. & if he could still evoke even a false belief in those songs, maybe he could still make it on the nostalgia circuit
but it’s so much easier to be bitter
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godinthreepersons · 3 years
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The Residents performing God in Three Persons at the Museum of Modern Art, New York, January, 2020. 
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Still image files from The Residents’ Bad Day on the Midway
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godinthreepersons · 4 years
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It’s METAL, MEAT, & PRESSED MONSTROUSLY OFF-CENTER!!
But it’s still a new Residents album, so I’m giddy as all hell.
🤖🥩🦴
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godinthreepersons · 4 years
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Here is my review of the newest Residents album.
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New single, yes, but also--A NEW VIDEO! MY GOD!
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NEW SINGLE! 
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godinthreepersons · 4 years
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The Residents’ Gingerbread Man and Keyboard Input Weirdness
In the README file packed in with The Residents’ interactive Gingerbread Man CD-ROM software, good ol’ Uncle Willie gives you some cryptic advice in operating the interactive movies:
Uncle Willie sez: If it hurts when you do that, then DON’T DO THAT! (In other words, avoid the following…) - If the Caps Lock key is down then the buttons don’t work. This continually torments some of the slower testers around here.
Why don’t the buttons work when Caps Lock is activated? I’m pretty sure DOOM II, released the same year, doesn’t suddenly lock up if you accidentally hit caps lock… and since this is clearly written up in the README, it means that someone who worked on this game noticed this before it was shipped!
So why did this happen and why wasn’t it fixed? In this post I’d like to look at the code to examine why exactly they could have missed such an obvious error.
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godinthreepersons · 4 years
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The Residents promote Freak Show in Prague. 1995.
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New single from The Residents’ upcoming album, Metal, Meat & Bone. Brand spankin’ new.
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The Residents - Plants
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