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NEVER shutting up about this.

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man idk if Hozier picked the wrong time for a biblically themed album or if my ADHD is really just actually trying to kill me with these correlated obsessions but

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Can’t wait for Stewy to show up and do some good old fashioned loganhating. We need it

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shocked to discover an actual insight in AV comments but this is to me the heart of both what makes the show so compelling and what argument it’s making about power, which is why the question of whether it empathizes with its horrible characters too much feels like it is missing the point in a particularly self-flattering: we are not better people than the roys because of some inherent moral superiority. we are better people than the roys because we have lives that stop us from being worse.

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I can't stop thinking about how cute this illustration of baby Hermes stealing Apollo's cattle is.

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get ur fucked up popsicles now!!

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To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

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Ares: You know what they say, "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few legs."

Athena: Eggs.

Ares: What?

Athena: The expression is "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few EGGS."

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My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

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I can’t take this anymore

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Hey hello. I just wanted to tell you that Bruce's goal is to beat up criminals which is good but Jason is a bad guy 'cause his goal is to kill criminals. /j (Happy April Fools)

Your totally right bruce just wants to be beat up the mentally ill and Jason is as bad as the joker people just like Jason bc he's pretty /j (happy April fools)

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The Holy Trinity of modern classics and dark academia :

The Secret History,

If we were Villains

The Song of Achilles

I mean sex and drugs and murder and shakespeare and pretentious english majors and theatre and liberal arts and Greek mythology and gay and war.