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ron weasley thinks dynamite by taio cruz is a banger

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Ravenclaw: anyone know any good books that make you cry?

Slytherin: my diary

Gryffindor: they said good books.

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Ravenclaw: i confessed my love for slytherin

Gryffindor: oh- how'd it go?

Ravenclaw: i hate myself

Gryffindor: for doing this or generally?

Ravenclaw: yes.

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🍋not requested 🍋 artsy huffelpuff mood board

#harry potter #hogwarts #hogwarts houses #slytherin #hogwarts house chats #griffindor #hufflepuff #hogwarts moodboard #moodboard #ravenclaw memes #huffelpuff moodboard #hufflepuff house #hufflepuff love

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500? 💕💕💕

Slythrin not doing the homework:

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“Fuck that Harry Potter guy”

-Voldemort, probably

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a small list of links to help

A lot of you are aware of all this, but i thought it would be helpful to provide a small list of links that helped me! 

these are mostly links to tweets because they have threads which include almost everything i have signed/supported 

a list of twitter threads leading to petitions an donation links and other petitions. takes literally 2 minutes, please ensure you VERIFY your email, you can create a new email just for this, just make sure you VERIFY! if you cannot donate, stream! 

all petition links have the cause and their names! say their names. 

CHECK if you have signed all these:

https://twitter.com/falljngagain/status/1267956827343466496?s=20 

https://twitter.com/versacetaehyung/status/1268256815420190724?s=20

DONATIONS: https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/

lawyers in texas offering services pro bono/at reduced rates: 

reopen the sandra bland case petition

justice for breonna taylor

very important list of petitions that you may not have signed yet b/c of less exposure: 

https://twitter.com/solaceil/status/1268034886385799168?s=20 

https://twitter.com/gwsjuIi/status/1267882930866708480?s=20 

https://twitter.com/BIZZLESBLESSING/status/1267244209393807361?s=20 

a thread of youtube videos to watch as a way to donate to the blm movement (bail funds, memorial funds etc)

google docs, carrds, and google drives with compiled petitions to sign, orgs to donate, twitter threads, infos to read, contacts etc; thread

support black trans folk 

experience of arrest, stay safe 

how to get rid of zip ties

how to be an ally at protests

black-led LGBTQ services and activist groups to donate to, a thread

thread of mental health resources for black people in these times 

resource guide with mental health resources centering black communities, funds that you NEED to donate to to help those who are most vulnerable, ways to safely protest, and ways to take action and demand justice for the innocent black lives being taken!

a thread of resources especially for black people

i’m seeing this too often. do not email, sign or do ANYTHING related to raising chauvin’s degree. the fact that we managed to go from 3rd degree to 2nd is good but please be aware that if it gets raised to 1st, the chances of him being acquitted and walking free is much higher.

a friend who works with chemicals had some tips for protestors dealing with tear gas that i wanted to share! tear gas is an aerosol so the masks to address covid-19 (N95) will block it a bit & rain ponchos are affective against it soaking into your clothes. be safe out there.

i am sure hundreds of thousands of you are helping but i saw a few posts where people were not sure how safe this was/how to help except sign the very popular list of petitions put up by a lot of celebrities 

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The houses as John Mulaney quotes

Slytherin: brush your teeth, then boom! orange juice. that’s life.

Ravenclaw: do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?

Gryffindor: you want me to kill that guy for you? he seems not nice and I’d totally kill that guy for you.

Hufflepuff: I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

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RAVENCLAW: “In trying to be the ancients, they had sealed their own fate – neither to reach those heights, nor any others, doomed instead to a history of mediocrity and envy.” –Adrian Tchaikovsky (Children of Time)

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Positive news!

Finley, a two-year-old golden retriever broke the world record for most tennis balls held in a dogs mouth at once. There in a video of the cutie holding SIX tennis balls in his mouth on his instagram! (Finley’s Instagram: finnyboymolloy)

Over all a very cute story about a very cute dog!

Sorces: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/dog-breaks-record-for-most-tennis-balls-held-in-mouth/

#cute dog #dogsofinstagram #records #world record #positive #good news #cuteness #golden #golden retriever #news #today news #world news #positive news #happy tag #cute #cutie #animals #cute animals #animal news

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✨Not requested but here’s a dark academia ravenclaw mood board✨

#harry potter #hogwarts #hogwarts houses #slytherin #hogwarts house chats #astronomy #ravenclaw moodboard #ravenclaw memes #ravenclaw aesthetic #dark academia #dark aesthetic #ravenclaw dark academia #hufflepuff #griffindor #new moodboards #hogwarts moodboard #mood board #moodboard

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Draco: My father will hear about this!

Lucius: I am your father, Draco.

Draco: POTTER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Harry:

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Griffindor: why do you have so many lamps?

Slythrin: I’m summoning Moth Man

#idk #harry potter #ask #what is my life??? #hufflepuff #i need more friends #slytherin #incorrect harry potter quotes #comedy #hogwarts houses #griffindor #griffindor moodboard #slythrin x griffiondor #griffindor x slythrin #ravenclaw #hp #hp hogwarts mystery #big mood

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Gryffindor x Slytherin chat posts

Sure!

#hogwarts moodboard #hogwarts house quotes #slytherin #hogwarts #what is my life??? #ask blog #chats #hogwarts house friends #hogwarts house chats #incorrect quotes

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#hogwarts #ravenclaw #slytherin moodboard #i need more friends #ask blog #holiday #griffindor #chats #meme #ravenclaw moodboard #hp #slythrien #hufflepuff #snowflakes #hogwarts astetic #vibes #snow vibes #hogwarts vibes

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HUFFLEPUFF: “You never abandon a friend in a time of need. When your teammate’s in trouble, you go. Whether they ask or not, you go. Not knowing if you’re coming back dead or alive… you go!” –Dan Fogelman + Chris Williams (Rhino: Bolt)

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GRYFFINDOR: “Truth is on the march, and nothing will stop it.” –Émile Zola