hatingongodot

hatingongodot

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hatingongodot13 hours agoText

On all levels except physical, I AM Gigantamax Pikachu

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hatingongodota day agoText

theshining:

imagine being a child in the 1900s and u decide to do a little jig only to be told to put on a dunce cap and sit in the corner

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hatingongodot5 days agoText

hatingongodot:

Lol what if during your drunken stumbling along the beach you briefly saw me standing knee deep in the water, bloated and pale and covered in barnacles but staring right at you with cold, malevolent eyes? And then u blinked and I was gone… Hahaha jk… 馃槤馃き馃檲

… Unless? 馃憖馃憖

hatingongodot:

There’s just something so sexy about being lost at sea, with no clues to your whereabouts save for a waterlogged journal containing oblique references to horrors in the water, and what could either be the cry of gulls or a person’s haunted screams echoing distantly offshore

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hatingongodot5 days agoText

pitchcraft:

id like to formally apologize for calling everything sexy. it seems i have forgotten every other word that could express that i like something.

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hatingongodot6 days agoText

haaskarotta:

historical text: contains the word 鈥渦rinomancy鈥

rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.

me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

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hatingongodot6 days agoText

transmlm:

i love loose puffy shirts w tight pants. fuck you if you want to know what my chest is like but LOOK at my ass

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hatingongodot6 days agoText

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fathermartinarchimbaud:

mycomputerthinksimgay:

You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

don鈥檛 worry, i鈥檝e compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to

there are over 7 billion people on this planet which means approximately 58 million people have to share a 鈥減ersonal鈥 jesus. what a fucking scam.

鈥渨e鈥檙e going to get nasty letters saying 鈥榳here鈥檚 my personal jesus?鈥 鈥榳hy don鈥檛 i have a personal jesus?鈥欌

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hatingongodot6 days agoText

my partner: i hope you鈥檙e doing well

me: i just stubbed my toe and screamed out loud

my partner: i鈥檓 glad my hopes are for naught

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hatingongodot6 days agoText

having immigrant parents means learning to translate legal documents at the tender age of The Instant You Learn How To Read Chapter Books

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hatingongodot6 days agoText

you read books? what are you, an idiot? a baby? some kind of fool?

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