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You become an adult when you stop worrying that running over the cord with the vacuum will make it explode sorry I don’t make the rules
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Y’all
All ice is water but not all water is ice
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Imagine being a squirrel and using your own tail as a fluffy blanket.......Absolutely divine
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Rule #1 in any psychology test
If you don’t know who did it but it’s sounds yucky, choose Freud
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My favorite game to play with myself
Was there just a bug on the wall or am I hallucinating
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Only good part of back to school:
New biology teachers stuttering about how they aren’t trying to change your religious beliefs because they have to teach evolution (and the one religious kid who still got offended)
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My hair is full of dry shampoo and lies
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Is messy hair still in?
Guys be driving with the windows down too much
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Sometimes being a girl just means u find random pads every time u clean ur room
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I love seeing old people with AirPods like we get it ur the cool uncle
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Everyone gangsta until they tryna readjust on a hammock
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Absolute value? More like absolutely not
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Dogs need humans
Who else would flip their ears back to normal after they shake too hard?
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I hate being the first person to show up for like like does this class even meet today? is this class even supposed to be in this room? do I even take this class? am I even enrolled in this school?
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I’m very upset Ariana Grande’s hand tattoo isn’t the only thing in the news anymore, now we’re back to Trump and sports
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People who fully extended their Nintendo ds screens as a child are sociopaths now
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Ok except Rhett and Link are just the southern dad version of Dan and Phil
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