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Five: I’m never donating blood again.

Five: The second you walk in the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

Five: “Where did you get it?” “Why is it in a bucket?”

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Five: what? I didn’t kill your parents for fun Lila, the handler ordered me to

The Handler:

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Omg they announced the cast for the sparrow academy and it's all good but....

❤❤❤😘😍🥰😘🤩❤🥰🤩😍😘🥰❤CHRISTOPHER❤❤🥰😍😍😍🤩😘🥰😍🤩😘❤❤

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #the handler #tua klaus #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #Christopher #the sparrow academy #tua season 3

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Klaus’s cult still being around in 2019 and him being like “yeah it was all a joke please leave me alone” but they see the fact that he hasn’t aged as proof and just worship him even harder and Klaus is like

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Vanya: "this is Leonard"

Literally everyone:

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Merry Christmas 🎄

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He watching you

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I’m thinking about Secret Santa with the Hargreeves where one of the siblings gets Dolores and goes to Five to get an idea of what to get for her… and the other siblings just hear Five and gather around to here him lovingly talk about how Delores likes shirts with sequins, and what her favorite colors are, and what kind of knit she preferred in sweaters…

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Christmas with the Hargreeves...

Luther: You better not shout

Diego: You better not cry

Allison: You better not pout

Five:...

Vanya: I'm telling you why

Klaus: *bursts in, in santa suit*

✨Santa✨KLAUS✨is✨cominggg✨to✨

townnnn✨

Ben: HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE DEAD-

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What I’d get for the Hargreeves siblings for Christmas 🌲🎅:

Luther: Therapy sessions

Diego: Therapy sessions

Allison: Therapy sessions

Klaus: Therapy sessions

Five: Therapy sessions

Ben: A life, then therapy sessions

Vanya: Therapy sessions

What would you get them? 🎄

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#holy shit WHAT #this is- so cool!!! #these are fucking beautiful omg

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The fact that Five spent at the commission 3 and a half months fucks me up so much.

4 and a half months ago lad wasn’t sure if he’ll ever see another living person again.

That may be 58yo lookin ho, but he’s developmentally 15 at max. And the first contact with people was he having to kill them. He’s out there being thrown from one apocalypse to another. No wonder he was stuck in the “i wasn’t alone” in s1. No wonder he’s prickish. He’s still getting used to shit.

Consider this me starting a betting poll on which episode of s3 he’ll go completely off the shits. I’m betting ep2 cause they’re heavy on the trauma (run boy run vs the frankel footage)

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Two (2) Haunting Photos taken seconds before disaster™

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◟▓䨻愛ⴰ l𝗶𝗸𝗲 x 𝚁𝗲𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴 裁⟦♥︎🍜 ⸗ icons. ? 홨슬 ⠀ ⵓ1994 𖨂 𝙲redits me. ✿𓂃 .... vs.

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WAP actually stands for Why did you send me to the moon dAd P...