aw whose a cute little pigeon, c'mere pigeon look what i have for you
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People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like "I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????"
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No matter which one wins, everybody loses!
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y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up
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goat behaviours
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Friends - 2x09 | The One with Phoebe’s Dad
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Test that hypothesis if you want to but you ain’t gon like the reported data! (x)
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Small guy
Does not know ABC’s
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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
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when people use fanfiction as an excuse to infodump about their completely random interests and careers and hobbies. i love that!!!! make that guy love to knit just so you have a place to write about your favorite stitches. tell me all your workplace drama . link me wikipedia pages on macaroon flavors and case law and motorcycle models . sometimes i forget im reading fanfiction and instead just imagine the author doing their own little tasks in their own real life AU - Modern Setting
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technoblade!
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technoblade!
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happy one year :]
since Ghostbur’s officially been in limbo for a year now, why not celebrate with a cake?
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OH SHIT Y'ALL IT'S PUSSY TUESDAY
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Babysitting
[haha this looks so Scuffed]
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ID: snapchat messages between ali and nolan. ali says "i fucking hate it here" in a half joking tone. nolan says "you won't hate it anymore when", and follows up with a picture of a frog band. a frog on the left of the image is playing a tiny drum set, and a frog in the center is playing a tiny guitar. nolan then says "also cock potpipe". End ID.
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