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[hobbinrob]

i Need to remember to not get the cheapest battery + cart available when i go to the dispensary. i'm trying to take a hit and this stupid pathetic pen keeps prejacking dab into my mouth every other go. whimpering a little too

#snort giggle #drugs

[hobbinrob]

Did you know that peafowl are born with a full set of flight feathers? It only takes them 3-4 days to remove the sheaths and put a little length on them, and then they are capable of flight!

It's very obnoxious!

#snort giggle #cute #birds

[hobbinrob]

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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[hobbinrob]

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

[hobbinrob]

8:45 am, the sun bright my room

#photography #aesthetic

[hobbinrob]

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

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#kitty #cute

[hobbinrob]

The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this

#snort giggle #amazing

[hobbinrob]

I love this website where else am I going to get BDSM Aftercare tips from people who have never fucked in their life

#snort giggle

[hobbinrob]

from 1998!!!!!!!!!!!! we HAVE been saying this shit

#trans #history

[hobbinrob]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[hobbinrob]

the most attractive traits you can give a fictional man:

good with kids

good cook

fat

#snort giggle

[hobbinrob]

#art #photography #history #slightly nsfw

[hobbinrob]

im like so desperate for touchy gropey cuddling rn

#slut stuff

[hobbinrob]

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

[hobbinrob]

your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan