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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

#it's not a crime if you're queen and also entirely justified

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Jean Paul Gaultier Spring 2002 Couture

#fashion

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um. do you wanna be co-consuls 👉🏼👈🏼

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ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"

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#the borgias

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Antonio Rotta - The Fiancée in a Gondola (1880)

#god i wish that were me #venice #venezia #aspirational

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Reminding myself that I’m only 20 and I still have plenty of time to march on Rome and establish myself as dictator no matter how much it feels like I’m catastrophically and irreparably behind my peers

#shoutout to the boyf reading on his thirtieth Bday about the glorious ancestor #who at that age was already a national hero in at least two countries lol #and did march on rome eventually #like a madlad

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#guido cavalcanti

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When you start a new book and you can tell on page 4 that it will change you forever...

#mary renault #jfc that woman can write

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It only took two years but I've finally bought a new pair of trainers

#the two years are from when the holes started appearing in the soles by the way #I've had them for seven years

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sick of subtext….what about domtext? did you ever think about that?

#fascinating prospects

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

#werewolves #inspiration

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Lucas Cranach the Elder - Portrait of Catherine of Mecklenburg, Duchess Consort of Saxony (1487-1561)

#a Look #Lukas Kranagh

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happy yuri night everybody

#this too is yuri

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I know graphic design isn't everyone's passion but some of my colleagues must be blind if they think this is acceptable 😭😭😭😭😭

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they diagnosed me with i love you and it’s incurable

#odi et amo #i cannot even read those words without the techno drum and psychedelic visuals... #truly transfotmative educational experience #ph oh oh oh OHOHOH OH-deee

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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me