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SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018)

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You are our friend. You are our hero.

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look i love seeing art of jaskier in blouses and skirts as much as anyone but may i request. yennefer in suits

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Humans are unstoppable...Until they aren’t.

I’m not the most eloquent writer, but I’ve had this idea kicking around for a while and figured I’d put it out into the universe.

A lot of the basis for the “humans are space orcs” stuff is the idea that we’re pretty durable compared to many species, yeah? When it comes to physical trauma, we can bounce back from most things that don’t kill us outright, especially given the benefit of hypothetical space-age technology, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug when it comes to functioning under stress. 

But that doesn’t make us unkillable, and even though we can survive debilitating injuries and not die from shock, it doesn’t mean it’s fun. Dying of shock sucks, but at least it’s probably quick.

So - Imagine a ship, adrift in space, slowly being drawn into a star or something. In order to save the ship, someone has to repair the hyper-quantum-relay-majig on the hull or in the engine or whatever. Bit of a problem though- there’s a ton of deadly, deadly radiation (Wrath of Khan style) or poisonous fumes or, I dunno, electrical current, between the crew and the repair. Like, enough to kill most species instantly, so the crew is just like, ‘welp, guess we’ll die then’. But then.

BUT THEN

They ask the human. Because everyone’s heard the stories - you’re basically unkillable, right? Could you survive long enough in there to fix it? And their human goes real quiet for a second, but still says ‘Yeah, I could fix it’. And the rest of the crew is like, ‘Whaaaaaa, it won’t kill you?’ and the human repeats “I can fix it” (which isn’t an answer, but no one catches that, not yet at least), so they send ‘em in. And the human fixes it, they come back, the ship flies to safety, and the crew is thrilled to survive. If the human is a little quiet, well, they’re entitled after pulling off a miracle. Everyone else is just excited to get to the nearest station’s bar to tell their very own human story, cuz, ‘those crazy humans, amiright?’.

The good mood keeps up until the human is late for their next shift. At first it’s just faint unease, but- but they earned a bit of a lie-in, right? No reason to begrudge them some extra rest, even if it is a little weird for them to oversleep. They’ll be fine. Humans are always fine. 

(Right?)

(…Wrong.)

- What is… help. Help!-

- ake up! You have t-

- been days. You need sleep, you-

- nother transfusion. We could-

- out of sedatives!-

A week later, the crew finally reaches the station. They stumble into the bar, haggard and haunted. And over the next months and years a new rumor about humans starts to make its way through space. A rumor unlike any before.

‘Be careful with your humans’ it whispers. ‘Their strength is not always a blessing. Be sure they don’t do something they can’t come back from, because when a human dies… they die slowly.’

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Reblog if you've ever read a fic that was better than published books

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insp

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The dance they never had.

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Sam: Dean you two can’t get legally married

Dean: oh so now what, Sammy,,you’re a homophobe?? I can’t get married because the love of my life is a m—

Sam: no Dean...Cas is a millennias old supernatural entity and you’re presumed dead in all 50 states

Dean: oh...

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“I got to hug Robert Downey Jr like 60 times and cry on his shoulder. What’s not to love?” LMFAO

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bored at work so i made a compilation of my fave vines

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Tony standing on a cliff contemplating whether he should fly off or not

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Trial and Error / Part 21

[ Prologue ] [ Part 1 ] [ Part 2 ] [ Part 3 ] [ Part 4 ] [ Part 5 ] [ Part 6 ] [ Part 7 ] [ Part 8 ] [ Part 9 ] [ Part 10 ] [ Part 11 ] [ Part 12 ] [ Part 13 ] [ Part 14 ] [ Part 15 ] [ Part 16 ] [ Part 17 ] [ Part 18 ] [ Part 19 ] [ Part 20 ]

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tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross

me: same

tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world

me: same