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Hello! I wrote a book and I think y'all will like it. It's for fans of Good Omens, Hannibal, Angels Before Man, and all the queer people who deserve financial compensation from the catholic church.

I present to you:

FIRST CREATION, a high heat queer horror novella with a trans angel MC and a queer demon LI!

FIRST CREATION is a love letter to fallen angels, to finding your place in the world, to connecting to religion in a way that works for you. To touch and peaches, and surviving horrible things, to finding a place to be holy if God won't give it to you. (it's also nasty, and about cannibalism and shame and guilt, too)

It's a 22k word (98 page) novella that you can read in one (or two, or three) sittings.

You can find it on Amazon and itch.io here to read an actual synopsis and look at reviews. You can also find content warnings at the bottom of my website: (I definitely encourage you to read them before you buy!)

Here's also some unhinged ao3 tags for fun

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pov: your future husband comes to your rescue

#oh this is GREAT! #boneywhump #art #animation #original work #whump #captivity

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Writing a fic and I don't know when I'll post it, but I want you all to know that I woke up and chose violence.

#httyd fics

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Oh yeah, I love sketching

#i love this #SO MUCh #hmmithinkimanartist

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@evilwriter37 No wait, reblog this version instead, I rounded it up to a 100.

If httyd was a horror them, or somewhere under that umbrella, what themes could they delve in?

I can’t say I actually know much about the horror genre despite being both a fan of Teen Wolf and Supernatural. I have started dipping my toes into writing horror for anthologies though!

Hm… Fear of night/of the dark maybe? Night is so expansive when there’s no light pollution and you’re just a little village sequestered in the sea with dragons lurking about the edges, waiting for someone to wander out.

Exploring humanity vs monstrosity would be interesting in HTTYD I think. I feel like they kind of already did that with Viggo and dragons. Like, we’re shown a man that is nothing short of a monster, hunting and killing dragons that are gentle creatures. (Thinking of the Buffalord.) So like, the capability of monstrosity in each one of us, of having darkness and a hidden beast.

I don’t think I have anything else, but this is such a cool ask. Thank you, anon! This was great to answer at the end of a rough day!

#and i can still. keep. GOING.

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I hope you don't mind an entire list. It's based on all the tropes/things that I've seen in movies, shows and games that I think would also (probably) fit a horror version of Httyd (a trope for better or for worse) or the franchise itself has already provided with us.

A haunting

A structure that doesn't make any sense

Alien horror (because a threat from outer space doesn't care if it's in ancient Scandinavia or not)

Anniversary of an event

Another world mirroring theirs

Arctic horror

Ask (for a sign) and ye shall receive

Betrayal

Bloodfest

Blood on snow

Birth (sometimes to an old god)

Body horror

Bullying

Bullying with deadly consequences (often paired with a revenge plot)

Cabin fever

Captivity

Cannibalism

Curses

Cursed ancient ruins

Cursed artifacts

“Child was born evil” (They aren't) (*)

“Child was born evil” (They are) (*)

Dark side

Deteriorating morals

Devastating winter

"Don't look behind you" (there's nothing there)

"Don't look behind you" (there's something there)

Dragons

Eldritch-like horror

Eldritch-ish Red Death

Experiments

Experiment gone wrong (seems like a Hiccup and Viggo thing)

Fear of the dark (like you mentioned!)

General disrespect to x = death

General disrespect in x = death

Ghosts

Good twin/evil twin

Gore

Greed is the downfall of man

Humanity is doomed

Humanity was doomed from the start

"I'll be right back!" = death

Injury leads to an evil side the person isn't aware of. (very unfortunate this one)

"It was all a dream... or WAS IT?!"

"Let's split up!" = death

Lycanwing

Mental illness (very unfortunate this one, but still a trope that's commonly use to this day)

Mental illness (except it's not, the monsters are real)

Midnight sun

Mind control

Monster movie/creature feature

Monster is an offshoot of humanity

Motherhood

No body = not dead

Old gods

One traumatic night that haunts the protag

One traumatic night that drives the plot years later

Origins of evil

parallels

Parasites

Plague

Polar night

Possession (sometimes by an old god)

Prejudice breeds hatred, hatred breeds evil

Primordial forces

Religion/cult (think Midsommar) (*)

Religion is fake, but the nuts are not (*)

Religion “is fake,” oh no wait oops sorry ancient gods are real and very angry

Returning home after a long time away

Revenge horror/porn

Sacrifice the maiden

Sacrifice the outcast

Survival was never possible

Survival was only a dream/protag never escaped

Taunting the supernatural force and then getting got by the supernatural force the character was taunting

The endless x (often a hallway or stairs)

The friend is not actually a friend

The killer always comes back (very slasher specific)

The loop

The outcast

The outcast is the only one who survives

The outcast’s only friend is the only one spared

The sinful die first (very popular in the 80s) (*)

The timeloop

The woods

The x dies (it's often babies and dogs specifically)

There are always bigger fish

There's darkness in all of us/there's a monster in all of us (like you mentioned!)

They aren't what you think they are

"They mostly come out at night. Mostly."

Torture porn

Scandinavian folk tale horror

Sea monsters

Secluded small village horror

Shady business men

Super hybrid (usually a mix of the two baddest predators around)

Unleasing something evil

What is the true monster? Who is the true monster?

You die in x, you die in real life (famous quote: "you die in the game, you die in real life!")

Zombie plague

*Usually either comes from a non-religious perspective or a Christian perspective.

Those are all the tropes I think could be put into Httyd if it were a horror franchise, whether some of them are incredibly dated or not. And these are all without thinking of a modern AU, the post popular Httyd AU.

If httyd was a horror them, or somewhere under that umbrella, what themes could they delve in?

I can’t say I actually know much about the horror genre despite being both a fan of Teen Wolf and Supernatural. I have started dipping my toes into writing horror for anthologies though!

Hm… Fear of night/of the dark maybe? Night is so expansive when there’s no light pollution and you’re just a little village sequestered in the sea with dragons lurking about the edges, waiting for someone to wander out.

Exploring humanity vs monstrosity would be interesting in HTTYD I think. I feel like they kind of already did that with Viggo and dragons. Like, we’re shown a man that is nothing short of a monster, hunting and killing dragons that are gentle creatures. (Thinking of the Buffalord.) So like, the capability of monstrosity in each one of us, of having darkness and a hidden beast.

I don’t think I have anything else, but this is such a cool ask. Thank you, anon! This was great to answer at the end of a rough day!

#httyd movies #httyd horror #horror tropes

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#also wondering this about whump too not just strictly general or explicit works

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Scattered Petals

Rated: mature

Warnings: miscarriage

Relationships: Hiccup/Astrid, Hiccup & Toothless, Astrid & Stormfly, Stormfly & Toothless, Hiccup & Valka

Word Count: 2,194

Summary: When Astrid miscarries her and Hiccup's child, she can't help but feel that it's her fault.

Written for @seasonaldelightsbingo, Language of Flowers

Square Filled: White Hollyhock

#i both hated and loved reading this 😔 #evilwriter37 #httyd fics #httyd 3 #how to train your dragon 3 #httyd: the hidden world #astrid hofferson #stormfly #stormstrid #hiccup haddock #hiccstrid #toothless #hicctooth #valka #the haddocks #gothi #berk #death #death mention #child death #child death mention #infant death #infant death mention

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hiccup being passed around like a fucking hackeysack from bounty hunter to bounty hunter in midnight scrum was INSANE? getting knocked unconscious three separate times with 1) a hit to the head 2) a tranquilizer and 3) a punch to the stomach, being roughly dragged around by metal chains wrapped around his neck, almost falling off a cliff and then losing his metal leg i’m sorry but what in the fresh hell this episode should just be dubbed hiccup and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

#trauma the episode #httyd movies #rtte #race to the edge #hiccup haddock #hiccup whump

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Title: The Night Fury Took It Personally

Prompt: Taking You with Me

Summary: Viggo makes the mistake of touching Hiccup without his consent while riding Toothless in Shell Shocked Part 2. Guess who made the last mistake of his life?

Fandom: How To Train Your Dragon

Pairing: Viggo/Hiccup, Hiccup & Toothless

Word Count: 412

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Noncon touching/sexual assault, major character death, animal/dragon attack

Disclaimer: I don’t own the source material in this fanfic. That’s to whatever company or person owns it. I would never claim to own it.

Notes: There are probable influences from fandom and whatnot in this story. Written for Bad Things Happen Bingo @badthingshappenbingo for the space “Taking You with Me”. Takes place in Race to the Edge, Shell Shocked Part 2.

AO3

#ashleybenlove #httyd fics #httyd movies #rtte #race to the edge #hiccup haddock #hiccup whump #toothless #hicctooth #viggo grimborn #viggo whump #astrid hofferson #stormfly #hiccup and the dragon riders #nsft #not safe for tumblr #major character death

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Things Didn't Go As Planned

Summary: Written for the Language of Flowers Bingo. Set during Httyd 2. Hiccup's fighting spirit catches Drago's attention in a way she wishes it hadn't.

Warning: Graphic depictions of violence, broken bones, lady whump, nudity, morally apprehensive implications

Rating: Mature

Words: 1 353

Prompt: Things Didn't Go As Planned

Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon

Characters: Hiccup, Drago, Toothless, Stoick, Gobber, Valka

Pairing: Dragcup

Author's Notes: I actually think Drago's perspective on Hiccup is interesting. In the movie, Drago is clearly threatened by Hiccup from the moment he hears about him. Even when he sees that he's a runt, Drago still seeks to squash this threat by any means necessary, prove that he's the superior Dragon Master. There can only be one, after all.

But you know, clearly I thought "let's change sexes" around midnight and here we go. I didn't even mean to write it.

I chose violence today.

Enjoy!

@seasonaldelightsbingo

#self-reblog

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Damaged Wings

Summary: Written for Bad Things Happen Bingo, The Butcher Bingo, Eclipsing Bingo. Set in a Modern AU/Horse Riding AU.

Despite Stoick’s assurances that he wasn’t sending his son away, Hiccup can’t help but feel like he’s lying through his teeth. He packed his son’s stuff, put him on a boat and then sent him away along with his mother. Claiming that her sanctuary for dragons would be a much more suitable place for him as he works through the trauma of the past year.

Warnings: Medical trauma, Medical inaccuracies, Hospitalization

Rating: Mature

Words: 2 765

Prompt: Damaged Wing(s) (Bad Things Happen Bingo), Hating What You Loved Before (The Butcher Bingo), Dragged Along The Ground (Eclipsing Bingo)

Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon

Characters: Hiccup, Valka, Toothless

Pairing: Stalka

Author's Note: I've been wanting to write about Hiccup riding horses in a Modern AU, but never really found the right incentive until today. It's about as fun as I imagined it to be. I'll write a non-whump one-shot about it someday, too. :)

Hiccup is so a horse girl.

It's also 4am, lol.

Enjoy!

@badthingshappenbingo

@thebutcherbingo

@eclipsingbingo

#self-reblog

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CONGRATULATIONS TO @ashleybenlove FOR FILLING EVERY SQUARE ON HER CARD!

We hope you enjoyed playing Bad Things Happen Bingo, and we wish you good luck on your next writing endeavor!

Readers, if you haven’t yet checked out her completed prompts, go take a look!

#CONGRATS! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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#halo #halo 3 #master chief #miranda keyes

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This is just an idea right now. I don’t know when it would be or what it would be, but it feels like there are enough whump-enjoyers in the HTTYD fandom to at least run a small event. So, interest check!

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Sometimes I wonder why I whump Hiccup so much.

And then I see pictures of him.

That guy is asking for me to whump him.

Like, LOOK AT HIM

And he looks great in ropes and chains too!

Hiccup, you are the ultimate whumpee.

#hel yeah #httyd movies #rtte #race to the edge #hiccup haddock #hiccup whump