and I’m too lazy to edit them on pictures so I’m on tumblr, yay!
(My friend insisted on giving everyone some job, like Name xy, the job xy (Steven, the mechanic) or something like that sooo that was fun)
Also: We do not mean to attack anyone’s fav, we were just messing around, it was the last week of school. let us have fun
Tony - She called him “The Mechanic” the first time she saw him (I’m so proud) but later on she said he looks like a Steven, despite knowing that his name is Tony
Bruce - “Hank. He’s Hank the dad.”
Okoye - Natasha the boss
Nebula - “An alien.” / Anaya
Steve - “That’s Captain America!” (I was so proud) “But he looks like Joshua the physics teacher.”
Pepper - Victoria the english teacher
Thor - “Thor, but he looks like the cute dad of your friend.” (I cannot believe-)
Rhodey - Nelson the priest
Peter Q - “Chris??? Evans?? ... Pratt!!” Also, Jeremy the technichian
T’Challa - “Black Panther!” but also Kevin the comedian
Gamora - “Is that wonder woman?”
Stephen - “A magician? He’s like,,. a pothead.”
Mantis - “She’s like, a snail, or whatever. Her name’s ms keysha.”
Fury - Dr. Pirate
Drax - “Voldemort!”
Shuri - “Dat bitch.”
Vision - Johannes
Sam - Lucas “We love a flying bitch.”
Bucky - “Oh hi Mark the vine guy” (Who the fuck is mark the vine guy?)
I started writing a My Hero Academia fic cause my favourite fic was on hiatus
anyway, it's called sage green and lavender on Ao3, it has vigilante izuku and hitoshi and parental Aizawa and Mic :)
Izuku has a quirk, but it's not One for All ;)
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM
Hooted
Howled
Yowled
I WONDER
Pondered
Voiced
Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS
Recalled
Recited
Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH
Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD
Scoffed
Snickered
Snorted
BITCHY
Tattled
Taunted
Teased
Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz.
I walk onstage and tap the mic. The crowd stares back at me expectantly. I clear my throat and lean in. “Peter and MJ are T4T,” I say. The crowd boos. Tomatoes are thrown at me as I stumble offstage. Before I can fully make my way out, I hear one single person clapping. I look up and right there, on the very lasy row, is Zendaya herself, cheering.