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Lord Debling: So, are the Bridgerton's like your cousins or something? Penelope Featherington: No, we're just neighbors. Why? Lord Debling: Because your chaperone is looking at me like he wants to commit murder. Penelope Featherington: Oh, that's just Colin. He's a friend. Totally platonic. He's helping me find a husband. Colin Bridgerton: *makes knife slicing gesture to Lord Debling* Lord Debling: *looks into the camera like he's on the office*

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she was 17 bullying the entirety of london society

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an experienced traveler versus an artist doing physical activity

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Once she makes up with Eloise, I just know Penelope will be Benedict’s favorite in law.

Like they’re both soooo messy and will have the entire ton GAGGED.

On some…

Penelope: *speaking over the rim of her glass* Please. Did you see his hair?

Benedict:

Whistledown! Immediately!

Penelope: Already done *whips out sheet for him to read*

Please I NEED Penedict scenes in the future.

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Penelope : I'm going to take a shower, do you care to join me?

Colin: You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If ever say no to that question I want you to use it on me.

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Colin: Look, this doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever took that pie, come forward and all will be forgiven.

ABDEFGH:

Colin: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you. But you're dumb if you think I won't get to the bottom of this. Everyone here is a suspect.

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Benedict: What about you Colin, what would you give up, sex or food?

Colin: Uhh... ooh... uhh...

[thinks really hard]

Colin: I don't know, it's too hard!

Benedict: No, you gotta pick one!

Colin: [sighs] Uhh, food... no, sex! Food! Sex! Food! Se- I dunno, oh god I want both! I want... I want Penelope on bread!

Eloise: Eww 🤢

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to sir phillip with love, post shakedown

Colin, ready to leave since they got there, full of soup: Penelope, my dear, Colin's on his way! Phillip:, weirdly okay with having just been threatened in his own home: Who's Penelope? Colin: Who's Penelope? She's a tender little morsel- Benedict: Colin- Colin: -a cup of hot chocolate after a long walk in snow- Anthony: Colin! Please, ex-nay on the Penelopay. Colin: She's a decadent pastry filled with whipped cream and laughter! Phillip: Is this a person or a creme puff?

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Polin's reaction after their first kiss:

Pen: Okay. That was nice. Moving on with my life now.

Colin: Oh my God! That was the best kiss ever! I was kissing wrong this whole time! That was the best kiss of my life! I think I'm going to pass out now.

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Anthony: Why is Colin crying?

Ben: He's drunk and Penelope said she couldn't be his girlfriend.

Anthony: Has anyone told him that she is his wife?

Ben: Nah. We're having too much fun.

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Kate Sharma: I hate you

Anthony Bridgerton: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

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Violet: well wait a minute Eloise, do you not want to stay here and talk about it ?

Eloise, leaving the room: no I think I just need to be alone for a bit

Violet:

Anthony:

Penelope:

Eloise, popping back in: penelope!

Penelope: oh, coming-

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Colin: I love you.

Penelope: I love you too.

Colin: This is real. You’re actually my wife.

Penelope: And you’re my husband.

Colin: You married me. In front of people.

Penelope: I know. I was there.

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Penelope: Hey, can you help me with the zipper?

Colin: Of course

Penelope:

Penelope: UP, Colin

Colin: Right, sorry

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Colin oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Pen, I'll kill you Colin, laughing: sorry, that sounded like a joke Colin: I will actually kill you

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Colin season 3

Colin with a hangover, after spending the night getting drunk because Penelope doesn't want to talk to him anymore, on a promenade with his family.

Colin *with hands in prayer*: God please cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again.

Benedict *approaches and speaks*: I saw Penelope walking with a suitor.

Colin *goes back to praying*: Hi God, it's me again. Sorry in advance for lying about never drinking again.

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