Manon: I’ve only had Elide for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Bryce: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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Elide: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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Aelin: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
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Matthias: Nina, is that legal?
Kaz: When there are no cops around, anything's legal.
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Aelin: I hate to disagree with you, but-
Rowan: Please, you love to disagree with me. It's your favorite thing to do.
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Aaron: Juliette is playing hard to get.
Aaron: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Aelin: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Manon: We’re not friends.
Aelin, grabbing Goldryn: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
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Nina: Matthias told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.
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Rolfe: You think you're so much smarter than everyone else.
Aelin: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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Jude: I am in charge of this disaster!
Cardan: I have a name, you know.
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Lorcan, drowning: Help!
Elide: Don't worry, I heard cowards float.
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Kaz: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Van Eck: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
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Celaena: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.
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Cardan: Are you mad?
Jude: No.
Cardan: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Aelin & Rowan: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Fenrys: What?!
Aelin & Rowan: *pulls out adoption papers* It's you!
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Baby Kaz Brekker: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
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