ilooklikepeterparker

[ilooklikepeterparker]

#barbie #barbenheimer #barbie 2023 #the barbie movie #ryan gosling #papyrus

[ilooklikepeterparker]

Inside of you are two wolves, and they just hit the World Trade Center

#two wolves #memes #text post #world trade center

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What's hilarious to me is how dead his eyes are for someone who's supposed to be happy about a water gun

#funny thoughts #meme #memes #meme potential #water gun #dead eyes

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I found this on an Ad from Instagram, this is meme material. Someone please use it 😭😂

[ilooklikepeterparker]

Meme potential?

#meme #memes #meme potential #funny thoughts #oliver and company

[ilooklikepeterparker]

Them: What's on your mind?

Me (externally): Oh, nothing

Me (internally): *Whitney Houston voice* HEN-TAIIIIIIIIIIIIII

#hent@i #whitney houston #random thoughts

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I keep people away so I don't smack them in the face with my ginormous emotion titties

#emotionally damaged #emotions

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Happy last day of Pride! Time to take down the drag queen mannequins until next year!

#pride #pride 2023

[ilooklikepeterparker]

To save on costs, OceanGate will now send Titanic explorers into the ocean tied to a lead weight and be given a waterproof flashlight.

#oceangate #titan submersible #titan submarine

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*Me getting kicked out of a fancy party for constantly asking for horse ovaries*

Them before slamming the door in my face: For the last time they're hors d'oeuvres!

#hors d'oeuvres #funny thoughts

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Dearest Margaret,

With great sadness, I write to inform you that Cracker Barrel has fallen. Despite our best efforts to suppress the Rainbow Horde, they have embraced us with open arms. We are losing ground rapidly and I fear all will be lost. Please, take the children and flee to the Bass Pro Shops. They, and the dead malls they are attached to, will protect you and will serve as the last stand against Them.

Thoughts and prayers for my safe return,

John

#cracker barrel has fallen #cracker barrel

[ilooklikepeterparker]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

[ilooklikepeterparker]

I do not vibe in this universe :insert head explosion GIF:

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I feel like this era should be known as 'The Great Letdown'. As children, we were promised that our futures would be better than our parent's past and with recent events, unobtainable healthcare and education, poor economic prospects, and recently the eroding of rights bestowed upon our parent's generation, what does this generation have to look forward to? And why it is our fault?

#personal thoughts #roe v wade #disappointment #letdown #healthcare #education

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People will find away to have abortions even if you ban them, the only way to stop bad abortions is with good abortions...you know, like our gun laws...

#abortion #abortion rights #roe v wade

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Stories aren't massage parlors, you can't always get a happy ending

#stories #thought of the day

[ilooklikepeterparker]

If someone went on America's (or Britain's) Got Talent and had the most beautiful voice, where the camera pans multiple times over a mesmerized audience, and there are multiple shots of teary-eyed judges, with a lengthy standing ovation, the judges award them the Golden Buzzer and profess how emotional they were at the performance, and telling The Most Beautiful Singer (tm) they are a star and are going to Hollywood, only for The Most Beautiful Singer (tm) to be like 'nah' and walk away back to their private life would be the biggest power move in television history.

#americas got talent #agt #golden buzzer #reality tv #power move #random thoughts #britains got talent #bgt