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you’re in his DMs, I’m eating paper in his guilty hallucinations, we’re not the same

#interview with the vampire #iwtv

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nandermo kiss? 👀

literally leaked season 6 footage

(source: trust me)

#wwdits

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Perhaps a doodle of Guillermo and Baby Colin building Legos or something? Idk bonding!!

I miss them :(

#baby colin!!! #I miss him #wwdits

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they'd be so toxic together

#hahaha #wwdits

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Untitled Vampire Romcom is at the stage where it keeps getting longer and longer without getting any closer to being finished. That’s okay though! You can’t edit stuff you haven’t written!

#I had a good cafe writing session this morning #going to do some story admin this afternoon #i am getting somewhere!! #vampire romcom

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If I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?

#that’s it that’s what they look like!!! #sherlock and co

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randomly thinking about Community and my new headcanon is that Abed totally *would have* asked out Troy, but he knew queer rep on tv just wasn't there yet

#community

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

#all of these are amazing #i especially love dating your enemy’s sibling #fandom stuff

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#meeeee

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Everytime I see posts like this I get filled with such profound sadness

Cause you know who has the same brainrot as you? The same unhinged feelings as you after you've read the fic? The person who always wants to scream about the fic with you?

THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT

I never used to leave comments but since I got into the habit of commenting on everything i enjoy it's been incredible. Especially when the author gets back to me about it and we get to have a discussion of what other ideas they had. One writer replied to my comment with a 5 paragraph essay detailing the Floorplan of the building the characters lived in and it was incredible

Anyways this is all to say that if you find a fic that just makes you want to scream from the rooftops, leave a comment saying that to the author and maybe they will join you and you can scream incoherently together

#please scream about my fics with me! #fandom stuff

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hey remember when I used to write terrible smut but I kept trying and now I’m writing a romance novel with? actually pretty good smut in it??

#and I have a real life gf who reads it??? #when did that happen #izzy says words

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i can’t fix him. but i would like to suck his dick.

#vampire romcom

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

#SO TRUE

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I am devouring Alex Hall’s back catalogue- I’ve just finished How to Belong With a Billionaire and immediately started For Real - and it’s really fun to see the way they have reused some of the same ideas. Like, you actually are allowed to do that. Also I think Arden and Toby should be allowed to hook up just once as a treat, but Caspian and Laurie definitely shouldn’t.

#alexis hall #izzy says words

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"the problem with booktok is that it romanticizes toxic relationships blah blah blah" NO!! the problem with booktok is that its a community that talks about, produces, and consumes published novels the same way people talk about, produce, and consume fanfiction. every issue with booktok (lowbrow subject matter, oftentimes poor writing and editing, a disproportionately heavy focus on erotica, books described via tropes (tags) instead of plot synopses, thinly-veiled misogyny) boils down to that. i don't give a single solitary shit if colleen hoover is writing toxic step-sibling incest romance! i've come across weirder shit this week on ao3!! what i do care about is the fact it reads exactly like an unbetaed oc-centric slash fic and this woman is expecting us to pay upwards of $20 for a copy!! girl i can read mid-tier fic for free any time i want i don't need you!!

#re: my previous post I do also agree with all of this #publishing

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I started typing an essay about the whole 'booktok is ruining book marketing by making it all about Tropes' debate, but actually it's just really funny to me as someone who loves TV tropes.

so anyway, Untitled Vampire Romcom is about:

Beast and Beauty

Mayfly-December Romance

Classical Movie Vampire: subverted (he's a huge nerd)

Freaky is Cool

If It's You, It's Okay (downplayed, but Jackie *mostly* dates women and Darrell *mostly* dates men)

Who Wants to Live Forever?

Trans Tribulations

Meat Versus Veggies: exaggerated (vampires versus veganism)

Cool Car (Darrell drives a Rolls Royce Phantom II)

Vampires Are Sex Gods

Hemo Erotic

Powerful People Are Subs

And, of course:

Author Appeal (vampires, manor houses, the lake district, discussions of gender, men with salt and pepper hair...)

#I had way too much fun putting this together #if/when I publish this book expect to see a tv tropes page the same day #vampire romcom #izzy says words

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BILL (2015)