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The Trump-supporting "protesters" are domestic terrorists, end of story. They need to be treated as such and locked up for a very very long time

united states mood since november

#trump supporters can fuck off #this needs to stop #trump lost #get over it #pro trump demonstrators are terrorists

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love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table

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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

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So my dog just settled down to go to sleep for the night. We have a house full of comfy dog beds, blankets, human beds (which she can get onto without us being able to stop her), towels (which she loves) and laundry (which she also loves). And where does she choose to sleep? On a fucking carrier bag. Smh this dog is weird!

#dogs #weird dog #weird doggo #sleepy doggo #that's a plastic bag not a bed #you have a real bed so use it #the bag has now been taken away so she doesn't suffocate #so don't worry she is fine

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Friend: So what did you do today?

Me: Well, I ate 6 donuts in under 24 hours.

Friend: Umm... Are you sure you should be eat-

Me: *pulling out a switchblade* They're my donuts, I do what I want.

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Happy New Year all!

Iron Man 3 (2013) dir. Shane Black

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So I've only eaten twice in a 67 hour period... What the fuck is wrong with me...

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Snorting icing sugar for an energy boost: yay or nay to this being a good idea?

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Doing espresso shots at 10:30pm on a Friday night in order to get up the energy to learn your fucking lines for the play you're in

#legend #what the fuck am I doing #amdram #coffee equals energy #this is just science

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Hell hath no fury like a woman who's been fucked around by trains since 7am I stg

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A WASP JUST CRAWLED OVER MY EYELID

REPEAT

A WASP

JUST CRAWLED

OVER

MY EYELID

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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I feel so called out by this...

(pretty much 90% of my fic ideas remain unwritten)

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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A friend of a friend started a little comic series on Insta, come check it out! It's called Zooky Bat (insta handle is zooky_bat) and I think it's really cute 😍

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Love. Him.

“You know what, we’re gonna need five more minutes.” || Robert Downey Jr. for OnePlus

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When you're fighting with your friend but then you find a meme that you wanna send to them because you know they would appreciate it but you can't because you're fiGhTInG

#mood