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tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? that’s like-

peter thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony: ????

#tony stark #dad tony stark #peter parker #tony stark is confused #peter and tony #marvel #avengers #peter parker plays nintendo

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Jarvis: remember, murder is never the answer

Peggy: of course, murder is the question

Peggy: and the answer is yes

#peggy carter #agent carter #mr jarvis #edwin jarvis #margaret elizabeth carter #peggy is a badass #she would kill anyone #im suprised she hasnt killed howard yet #maybe its because she needs him for something #otherwise she wouldve killed him in first avenger #peggy and jarvis #peggy and jarvis friendship duo

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*Jarvis and Peggy on the phone*

Peggy: Mr. Jarvis, what do you need?

Jarvis: I’m sitting in a pool of blood

Peggy: is it... your blood?

Jarvis: yeah, I think so

Peggy: do you know where it’s coming from?

Jarvis: probably the stab wound

Peggy: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?!

Jarvis: oh, yeah, definitely

#agent carter #peggy carter #edwin jarvis #mr jarvis #margaret elizabeth carter #jarvis is clueless #peggy isnt suprised #jarvis probably said no to the hospital because he was afraid his wife would find out #where’s daniel? #daniel sousa #jack thompson #marvel

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natasha teaching bucky how to drive: okay, you’re driving, and steve and sam walk into the road. quick, which do you hit?

bucky: oh, definitely sam. i could never hurt steve

natasha messaging her temples: the brakes. you hit the brakes

#bucky barnes #natasha romanoff #the winter soldier #black widow #steve rogers #sam wilson #captain america #falcon #avengers #bucky learning to drive #at least he didnt have to do drivers ed #gosh what a life #natasha has a definite headache #i mean dont we all #bucky isnt the best student #bucky loves steve #bucky hates sam #natasha wants to kill all of them #even though steve and sam never did anything #its just the presence of stupid ass men that triggers her sixth sense #stucky #not really #marvel

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[Natasha trying to access the quinjet]

Natasha: Romanoff

Computer: Access Denied

Natasha: Natasha Romanoff

Computer: Access Denied

Natasha: THE BLACK WIDOW

Computer: Access Denied

Natasha internally groans: Natalie Rushman

Computer: Welcome, Scariest Avenger

#natasha romanoff #black widow #scariest avenger #marvel #natalie rushman #avengers #avengers quinjet #tony stark #tony starks programming #bruce banner: strongest avenger #thor: point break #steve & bucky: barnes and noble

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News reporter interviewing Spider-Man: how did you take down Captain America?

Peter disguising his voice with a really bad German accent: I shot him in zee legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot

Tony: Peter nO

#peter parker #tony stark #steve rogers #spiderman #avengers #iron man #iron dad #dad tony stark #vines #rip vine #marvel #captain america: civil war #tony: peter no #peter: peter yes

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Kidnappers: we have your child

Tony: no Nebula is right next to me, Peter’s doing his homework upstairs, and Morgan is eating a fruit pop in the kitchen

Kidnappers: then who keeps calling me a little shit who doesn’t know how to do anything right?

Tony: OH MY GOD THEY HAVE HARLEY

#peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #avengers #iron man #nebula #morgan stark #dad tony stark #how does he do this #how does he have so many kids #so many children #harley #marvel

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Peter: *sneezes*

Clint in the vents: bless you

Peter: god?

#peter parker #clint barton #spiderman #hawkeye #marvel #avengers #clint barton is god??? #peter parker is confused #confused peter parker #who the hell let clint in the vents? #it was probably peter #its his own fault

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Peter face down on his bed talking to Ned: and then I called him dad

Tony trying not cry while talking to Rhodey: and then he called me dad

#peter parker #tony stark #james rhodes #ned and peter #tony and rhodey #peter and tony #dad tony stark

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Bucky in the soul stone walking over to Peter: hey kid

Peter opening his eyes: oh my- I must be dead

Bucky laughing: you’re not dead kid, why would you think-

Peter: because your- your...

Peter: jESuS???

#peter parker #bucky barnes #spiderman #the winter soldier #infinity war #jesus #the snap

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Correction-

peter chilling on the ceiling:

bucky walking into the room: ah, a spider

bucky pulling out a broom:

peter waving his hands frantically: no wAIT!

bucky hitting peter repeatedly: don’t worry I got it

Peter chilling on the ceiling:

Bucky walking into the room: ah, a spider

Peter flinging himself off the ceiling at LIGHTENING speed: WHERE

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Peter chilling on the ceiling:

Bucky walking into the room: ah, a spider

Peter flinging himself off the ceiling at LIGHTENING speed: WHERE

#peter parker #spiderman #avengers #bucky #winter soldier #spiders

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i’M CACKLING

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

#peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #avengers #iron man #gardians of the galaxy #this is hilarious #video #mavel

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Pepper: how was the camping trip?

Peter panting and visibly distraught: HE TRIED TO KILL ME.

Tony: HE SAID THE BUGS WERE BOTHERING HIM SO I SPRAYED HIM WITH BUG SPRAY.

Peter: A S S A U L T.

#peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #iron man #iron dad #tony and peter #pepper potts #avengers #marvel #incorrect quotes

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Marvel Characters as things I’ve said in school PT. 2

Tony: bruh, I ain’t living “comfortable”. I’m rich as fuck, look at these 5 dollars.

Steve: this is either breakfast or some sort of poison from the past. I’m eating it either way, just in case someone needed to know.

Bruce: did I just cure your stupidity? Fuck no, it’s lost to me.

Thor: look at them biceps, aren’t they tasty?

Clint: how about you come down and fight me for it

Natasha: hmm, I wonder if I’d get exspelled if I punched the principal

Bucky: holy shit, I just fucking died

Peter Parker: well fuck, did I just do that? I think I just did that. Someone tell me I didn’t just do that.

Shuri: why is my hand blue? FUCK, ALIENS.

T’challa: don’t make me scratch you

Loki: shit, I actually tried

Nick Fury: just how stupid do you think I am?

Coulson: huh, it’s actually funny how you thought I WOULD FALL FOR THAT BULLSHIT

And again...

Thanos: would you please get the fuck out of my space, you’re breathing my air and wasting the earth’s resources with your presence, thanks

#steve rogers #peter parker #tony stark #clint barton #spiderman #avengers #bucky barnes #captain america #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #black widow #shuri #tchalla #black panther #iron man #winter soldier #loki #thor #thanos #nick fury #phil coulson #bruce banner #hulk

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Marvel Characters as things I’ve said in school

Tony: don’t fucking point at me

Steve: who said i did it? I was out being the self righteous bitch I am.

Bruce: did you just fucking pinch me? Bitch I will end you-

Thor: did I seriously just eat all of that?

Clint: holy shit, I just hit the principal with my goldfish

Natasha: [playing Kahoot] I’m a fucking assassin. iM a FuCKiNg aSsASsiN.

Bucky: does my eyeshadow make me look depressed?

Peter: well look at that, it’s that bitch we were talking about in geometry

Shuri: HA, I just beat your ass at jeopardy

T’challa: [hisses]

Loki: [playing tag and screaming] if you fucking touch me again, I will stab you with this plastic fork

Nick Fury: [one upping the tree I stubbed my toe on] fight me motherfucker and I will motherfucking break your motherfucking kneecaps like a motherfucking badass

Coulson: why are you shoving a book in my face, like you expect me to actually read it?

And finally,

Thanos: [in the middle of class] fuck everyone, why can’t I just kill half the population? Wouldn’t that be easier for everyone?

#steve rogers #peter parker #tony stark #clint barton #spiderman #avengers #bucky barnes #captain america #natasha romanoff #black widow #hawkeye #bruce banner #hulk #loki #winter soldier #tchalla #black panther #shuri #thanos #nick fury #thor #phil coulson #school quotes #i actually screamed #truestory #im a horrible person #cursing #i think i have a problem

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Peter casually walking around on his phone:

Tony, walks in, startled: PETER

Peter, jumps and falls off the ceiling: oh my god

Peter: I thought I was on the floor

#peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #iron man #marvel #avengers #tony and peter