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Mafia au?

I love the idea of some of them being cops going after the mafia.

In the mafia we have Moo, Brian, Smii7y, Kryoz, Delirious, Ohm, Cartoonz, Wildcat and Nogla.

Moo is sort of the leader of the group, he denies this but everyone listens to what he says to do and he generally plans the hits and stuff. He pretty much adopts everyone and really does treat them like family.

Brian is the sweet talker and it’s rumored that he could talk a man out of anything he owns in just ten minutes.

Smii7y is a hit-man who supposedly once hit a man with his sniper from 200 yards in a moving vehicle.

Kryoz is sort of an informant, he knows pretty much everyone and many people owe him favors or he is able to blackmail them.

Delirious, Ohm and Cartoonz are the front men, they typically do most of the deals and up front stuff with masks on. Delirious carries a bat with him to meetings and swings it around a lot to intimidate the other people.

Wildcat is complicated because they use him as muscle and as a get away driver but sometimes he does the dealings as well.

Nogla is back up, he generally just does the hacking and research but he is proficient with throwing knives, small guns and grenade launchers (although Wildcat argues that anyone could use a grenade launcher)

The cops are Marcel, Scotty, Mini, and Vanoss

Marcel and Scotty are partners, they are probably the only noncorrupt cops in the city(besides Mini). They weren’t assigned the mafia case because the people who got the job are from a different group and have the goal to kill everyone in Moo’s Mafia. Marcel and Scotty start looking into the mafia after witnessing some of the group doing actual good for the neighborhood, (aka large sums of money from a bank robbery were donated to various shelters across the city).

I’m a slut for detective Mini like that’s my favorite au of all time. Mini, who runs into Wildcat one day and they become actual friends. They become close and Wildcat starts having a crisis because he doesn’t want Mini to hate him for being on the other side of the law (Mini already knows but has chosen to keep it a secret since they don’t seem to hurt innocent people). 

Evan is Mini’s partner and is actually in the Mafia, he’s their inside man. He’s a good cop other then his ties to the mafia, his partner is Mini. He keeps tabs on the police reports and warns everyone where to avoid.

#this is a joke #kinda #a lot of shit went down and it was partially I believe because of this

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Kidnapper: We have your friend.

Scotty, who picked up Brock’s phone: Friend? Which friend?

Kidnapper: ...Are you Moo?

Scotty: Which friend OLD MAN!

Kidnapper: Oh, uh brown hair, blue eyes, Iris-

Scotty, realizing he’s not talking about Marcel: Haha, okay cool.

Scotty: [Hangs up]

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Some people go a lifetime and never have their friend blow up a car, but I have a best friend who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.

Wildcat, talking about Vanoss

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Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Bordie

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Fitz: I told you to stay put.

Swagger: Fitz, if I start listening to you now it’s going to throw off our whole dynamic.

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If you take out a loan you spend 30 years paying it back but if you rob a bank? You get out in 10 years.

-Kryoz

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Smii7y, after getting kidnapped: You think no one knows I’m here?

Bad guy: You mean Kryoz?

Bad guy: Kryoz is dead.

Smii7y, scoffing: Dont be ridiculous, Kryoz would never die without telling me.

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Fitz: Guys, I think we should split up. We’ll cover more ground that way.

Swagger: Good idea.

Fitz: [leaves]

Swagger, to the rest of the Misfits: Fitz is full of terrible ideas. Let’s not split up.

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[Terroriser and Vanoss sitting in jail together over some dumb shit]

Vanoss: So, who should we call?

Terroriser: I’d say call Moo, but I feel safer in jail.

#Vanossgaming #the terroriser #moo snuckle #bbs #banana bus squad #incorrect bbs quotes #gta au #mafia au #school au #crime au #college au

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“Don't be an idiot. We're here to commit crimes not prevent them!”

-Terroriser, when Moo tries to help some people

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Bad guy: I will destroy your happiness!

Zuckles: My happiness?

Zuckles, to Swagger: Am I happy?

Swagger: Don’t ask me.

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“I'm the one who got us into this mess, so I'll be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess”

-Zuckles, looking at the base he accidentally set on fire

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“Alcohol tastes better when you’re underage because the secret ingredient is crime.”

-Smii7y, drinking a Capri-sun

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Bad guy: Get me a hundred thousand dollars within the next 24 hours if you want your kid back.

Smii7y, tied to a chair in the background: A hundred thou- You think I am ONLY worth one hundred thousand?

Bad guy:

Smii7y: Make it one billion!

Moo: Smii7y, I swear to god.

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Wildcat, waking up to Evan unsuccessfully attempting to sneak into their apartment with a black eye and split lip: Explain?

Evan: I am baby.

Wildcat: You are bastard, but continue.

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Nogla, holding a gun to his head: Well the only person who can shoot me is me. Good luck trying to shoot me when I’m already dead.

Wildcat, who had been threatening him with a gun: You are a whole new level of stupid.

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You ever come up with a concept and it’s wonderful except on the last two people you get bored so it looks sloppy? Well here’s mine, I gave up on Toad McCreamy and Yoshi Zuckles

#goodguyfitz #swaggersouls #zuckles #inotorious #tobi on the tele #toby on the tele #mccreamy #misfits #mario au