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Incorrect Bendy Quotes
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Grant: Good morning.
Norman: Good morning.
Henry: Good morning.
Joey: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Wally: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Tom: Hi! I don’t think we’ve talked. Would you mind holding this for me? Thank you.
*headbutts Henry, then turns to Allison Angel*
Tom: We should leave.
#tom boris#allison angel#Henry Stein#Bendy and the Ink Machine#incorrect quotes#incorrect bendy quotes
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Thomas: Birthday parties don't make any sense. You were born. Congratulations! You have met the bare minimum requirement for existence! Oh and now you want presents? Would you like some cake with your participation trophies? Yes, let's all eat cake at party that's going to force me to chip in for a bunch of food and drinks I didn't want. Hurrah!
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Wally: I found a valve marked “danger, do not turn,”
Thomas: You didn’t turn it did you?!
Wally: Of course I did!
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Thomas: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd.
Henry: you say “you people” as if you’re not one of us, but I’ve got news for you buddy. You’re already on the Christmas card.
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Allison: Heaven on earth, Henry what are you doing?!
Henry: Well, obviously I’m jumping in front of Sammy to see if he’ll actually kill me and- Oh god what am I doing?
#bendy and the ink machine#batim#incorrect quotes#incorrect bendy quotes#henry stein#allison pendle#sammy lawrence
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Shawn: Start with a compliment, like, tell her she looks thin.
Thomas: *turns to Allison* You seem malnourished.
#bendy and the ink machine#batim#incorrect quotes#incorrect bendy quotes#shawn flynn#thomas connor#allison pendle
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Wally and Susie: 3, 2, 1! Happy New Year!!
Sammy: It’s not even midnight yet. Please stop doing that every time the microwave goes off!
#bendy and the ink machine#batim#incorrect quotes#wally franks#susie campbell#sammy lawrence#incorrect bendy quotes
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Wally: Trust me, I know what I’m doing!
Thomas: Not even god knows what you’re doing Wally!
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Susie: Is it okay if I swear?
Thomas: Sure.
Susie: Fu... F-
Thomas: Go on.
Susie: I’m nervous...
#bendy and the ink machine#batim#incorrect quotes#susie campbell#thomas connor#incorrect bendy quotes
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Joey: When I was born the gods said “Too pure. Too much perfection,”
Henry: Wrong.
Henry: When you were born the little devil himself said “OoOoOoOoOhHh cOmPeTiTiOn!”
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Shawn: When you said that you’re “magic in bed” this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.
Sammy: *holds up 10 of spades* Is this your card?
Shawn: Holy shit!
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Henry: Aren’t you sugar, spice, and everything nice?
Susie: Well, aren’t you rudeness, sarcasm, and everything... uh...
Henry: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I’ll quit right now.
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Wally: When you’ve been working at this studio as long as I have, you develop thicker skin.
Thomas: Hey, did you lose your keys again?
Wally: I thought we promised tO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT!!
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