Clarke: Wanna hear a joke?
Clarke: Knock Knock.
Lexa: Who’s there?
Lexa: Choke who?
Clarke: Choke me da—
Anya, scrambling: CHOKING HAZARD UNSAFE FOR CHILDREN BELOW THE AGE OF THREE. SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME HOLY WATER.
Clarke: *wins at Uno* HAHA HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE!!
Lexa: Desirable but alright.
Anya: It’s a game of cards please stop.
Bless this blog
Lexa: He shot at me, so I did what had to be done.
Clarke: Called for help?
Lexa: Stabbed him in the shoulder.
Clarke: [exasperated sigh]
Omg I love this blog so sooooo much! ❤️❤️❤️Thank you for all that you do!
do you write clexa fanfiction?
not specifically clexa, just wlw in general. But even with that, it’s beena while.
Any recentish clexa fic recommendations?
Sadly no. I really need to read some new stuff.
Being on your blog is like reading multiple fanfics!!! I loveyouuuuuu and thank you so muchh 💕😆💖
Aww thank you so much!!! <3
Lexa: You’re late.
Clarke: I love you.
Lexa: You’re forgiven.
Lexa: I’m emotionless!
Clarke: Says the person who confessed to me while smiling, blushing while dating and crying when we got married.
Clarke: My food‘s too hot. I can‘t eat it.
Lexa: You’re too hot but I still eat you.
Anya, slamming her hands on the table: ONE DINNER...
Anya: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!
Lexa: I dare you to marry me.
Clarke: I’m not going to fall for that.
Lexa: Then I win.
Clarke: WHAT? Hell no! I’m going to marry the crap out of you right away! Let me check if there’s someone free to marry us. You just think you can win like that? hell no-
Lexa: I feel sad.
Clarke: I have emotional jumper cables! I’ll boost you. Just attach like so…
Lexa: This is just a hug.
Clarke: Is it working?
Lexa: And as a lesbian...
Lexa: AS A FUCKING LESBIAN!
Thank u so much for these hilarious, lovely, sweet (and sometimes makes me cry) textposts of Clexa!!!!!! I love you!!!
Awww thank you so much. I really appreciate that! <3
Lexa: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitations! It’s supposed to say “Clarke’s Birthday!”
Anya: What does it say instead?
Lexa: “Clarke’s Bi”… Wait that could still work.
Raven: Lexa can’t be good at everything. Maybe she’s a bad kisser.
Clarke: No, she’s good at that too.
Lexa: Ugh, I’m so tired. I didn’t get a lick of sleep last night.
Clarke: You know, if you can’t sleep it usually means someone is thinking about you.
Lexa: Who would be thinking about me at 3 am?
Clarke: *gay panic
Clarke: What am I gonna do while you’re gone?
Lexa: I don’t know, what do you normally do when I’m gone?
Clarke [sad voice]: Wait for you to get back.
: *on the phone*
Lexa: So I can’t make it tonight…
Clarke: How come?
Lexa: I may have been stabbed…
Clarke: Only you would try to politely cancel plans while you’re bleeding out. Hold on I’ll call an ambulance.