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shawkins: ive taken a controversial pill that will accelerate my brain.
araymond: so youre smart now?
shawkins: im stupid.
faster.
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Andrew: Eating dirt as a little kid has made me s t r o n g
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SHawkins1928: The things I heard about ECKVA network, I won’t ever be fired. 
SHawkins1928: I mean, there’s a pretty good chance one day I’ll wash up on shore with no fingerprints or teeth.
SHawkins1928: But I won’t be fired.
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¿Quieres?
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SHawkins: Good morning disgusting followers, as you can see your assassins failed to kill me in the night and you must suffer yet another day of my bad posts
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SHawkins: If I were involved with ECKVA I would simply just not get killed off
SHawkins: rip to Andrew but I'm different
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ARaymond: did you know you can drink lava? but only once
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SHawkins1926, crying laughing: Why would you eat a balloon?
ARaymond4848: I will!
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eckva: you’re haunted :)
hawkins: ???????
eckva: you’re haunted :)
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araymond4848: swear words are illegal now. if you say one you'll be blotted. 
shawkins1926: heck 
araymond4848: you're on thin fucking ice 
araymond4848: oh no
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ECKVA: The law does not protect you from the ECKVA.
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Hawkins: Is vandalism a felony or a misdemeanor
Andrew: An art form.
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Hawkins: Please don’t kill Andrew
Broadcaster: Not on TV! I would never.
Hawkins: Not on TV.
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i made something terrible last night and i want you all to watch it
flash warning near the end
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SHawkins: anyone else feel like god is just toying with u however he pleases . he thinks hes so funny . well im about to be hilarious
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SHawkins: What was your thought process?!
ARaymond: Obviously, there wasn't one
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