Amy: I told you to stop doing that with the knives.
Jake: But Wolverine has-
Amy: I said stop.
Jake: What’s your blood type?
Amy: How would I know?
Jake: How would you not?
Amy: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
Jake: You don’t know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?
Percy: There’s no way this guy knew he was gonna die. No one would want lettuce as their last meal.
Percy: For example, my last meal…
Percy: *pulls out a bag of Sour Straws from under his jacket*
Percy: Is gon’sta be Sour Straws.
Rachel: You just keep those in your pocket?
Percy: We face death every day! I gotta be prepared to go out on my own terms.
harry: so like, are you guys cannibals or something? you eat dead people?
harry: or is ‘death eater’ more of a metaphorical thing
harry: are you eating your own death, or other people’s?
harry: does eating your own death make you immortal, or just, you know, dead?
wormtail: kid, shut up. we’re trying to resurrect our dark lord over here
harry: jeez, i was just wondering
my therapist: so what are you thinking right now
me, out loud: nothing
me, internally: hermione granger was probably such a tryhard because she felt that as a muggleborn she didn’t really fit into the wizarding world and had to work extra hard to catch up. this manifested as a fear of getting bad grades, and is probably why she was so worried about being expelled - if she was expelled, she’d lose her only link with the wizarding world, and essentially be forced back to a life of mediocrity in the muggle world. this also shows in her frustration that other people don’t know the things that she considers to be simple knowledge about this world. but ironically her desire to fit in and be a part of the wizarding world is what causes her to be isolated from her peers, because they see it as her being an aloof know-it-all.
OK OK YEAH
i fucking love femslash ships especially rare ones and you are so correct!! i wish we got to see them having more interactions in canon besides the one in tlh. they‘re super cute! also rachel having insomnia is such a good hc i……..
Jake: Did it hurt?
Amy: What? When I fell from heaven? No, that would be in-
Jake: When you fell from the vending machine.
Jake: ‘Cos you’re a snack.