here’s a fantastic idea: how about Cards Against Humanity buys Tumblr??
i emailed them and-
Oh my fucking god
Now this I can get behind
PlEASE CAH MAKE THIS A REALITY
CAH would actually listen to us!! This is amazing!!!
(Also please dont forget that pornhub is involved in sex trafficking)
Pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
i just discovered that there’s also a petition! Get on it guys!
They almost have 500
Lets do it!!!!
How is there 72k likes and only around 1.3k votes?? Lol.
they don’t want to bother the nice company
Amy: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl!
Jake: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Charles could fight in that dress either.
Charles: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Neville: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my students cry inside.
Neville: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a hippogriff and, while looking Teddy Lupin right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years.
a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid
bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both
bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions
bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist
Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise