Hyde: God, it smells like ass in here.
Carmine: Hey, you wouldn’t say that at your dad’s house. Don’t say it here.
Hyde: Oh, sorry.
Hyde: Dad, its smells like ass in here.
Waldstein: Hahah, I shidded.
“Lifehack: When you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until no one’s looking and shovel candy into your pockets. God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.”
Carmine: How many times a week do people tell you that you suck?
Linne: Are you going to let him speak to me like this?
Hyde: It seems like a valid question.
Hilda: You can’t rush perfection.
Chaos: I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you.
Wagner: There was something in my life that prevented me from having friends when I was a little girl.
Mika: Maybe it was your personality, yuu!
Gordeau: Fellas, is it gay to love your man?
“College is a $120,000 hooker, Kei.”
-Gordeau, to Chaos.
Kuon: I regret creating you.
Linne: Then get rid of me, pussy.
Hyde: I’m going to Dairy Queen, do you guys want anything?
Linne: Tell them to make their cotton candy blizzards year-round, and not seasonal like cowards.
Nanase: Give me fries and a milkshake.
Yuzuriha: Do they sell girlfriends at Dairy Queen’s?
Phonon: Can I have a dilly bar?
Seth: I would like the dairy.
“I like that we say ‘Oh, man’ to express disappointment. Because men, in fact, are disappointing.”
-Wagner, to the Licht Kreis.
The Teacher: Sir, your son was quite vulgar in class.
Waldstein: I’ll talk to him about it.
Waldstein, to Carmine: Hey dude, what the fuck.
Eltnum: Do you take constructive criticism?
Phonon: Not without crying.
Phonon: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Nanase! I have loving feelings for Nanase. But does that mean that I am IN love with her? No-
Phonon: Oh my god. I’m in love with Nanase.
Phonon: Why didn’t you guys tell me?!
Hyde: We thought you knew.
Kaguya: Were you dropped on your head as a child?!
Wagner: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Waldstein: That’s it! You’re all grounded.
Waldstein: Hyde, no seeing Carmine.
Waldstein: Linne, no sweets.
Waldstein: And Carmine… is there anything you like?
Waldstein: No vengeance.
Carmine: I was gonna say, “I’ll get you for this”, but I guess that’s off the fucking table now, huh.
“Oh, so when other people go outside it’s ‘good for their health’ and ‘highly recommended.’ It’s only when I do it that it’s a ‘containment breach’ and a ‘high-level threat to public safety and security,’ huh?”
Vatista, pointing crimson wings at everyone: This gathering is unauthorized. It is getting in the way of my thousand-year slumber.
Linne: You may want to stab for a thousand and one.
“Chaos, you’ve only tried to kinkshame me twice and so far it’s burned into my conscience.”
-Gordeau, to Chaos.
“I’m a broke high school student, I’m not gonna say no to piss money.”