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#unib #incorrect quotes #shitpost #under night in birth #unist #mod draws #under night shitposts #chaos #asuma kei #source: john mulaney

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Linne: Brother..

Kuon: Sister...

Linne: KUON!

Kuon: LINNE!

Hyde: LIQUUUIIIID!!!!!

Seth: SNAAAAAKE!!!

#under night in birth #incorrect quotes #shitpost #incorrect unib quotes #unist #unib #seth #kuon #hyde kido #source: yungmaestro

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Waldstein: You feel that, Hyde?

Waldstein: That tingling sensation in your balls?

Seth: ....Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?

#incorrect quotes #under night in birth #unist #shitpost #unib #waldstein #hyde kido #seth #im not sure if this is correct bc i got this from a friend

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Kuon: What are you doing?

Linne: Im burying you.

Kuon: But I'm alive.

Linne: Shut up, you're waking the neighbors.

#under night in birth #unist #uniel #unib #shitpost #incorrect quotes #linne #kuon #source: the step brothers

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Nanase: Ooh, who're you looking cute for?

Hyde: My boyfriend!

Orie: .....You're CHEATING on me?

Seth: Wait, you guys are dating?

#under night in birth #unist #unib #uniel #shitpost #gaming #hyde kido #orie ballardiae #nanase #source: tiktok #seth #hydorie

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Linne: I am lost for words!

Hyde, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Linne lectured me for the next twenty five minutes.

#unib #unist #uniel #incorrect unib quotes #incorrect quotes #shitpost #linne #hyde kido

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Nanase: It's so beautiful outside!

Phonon: Shut your ass up!

Nanase: You're beautiful too!

Phonon: Shut your nice ass up!

#unib #under night in birth #unist #incorrect quotes #shitpost #phonon #nanase #phonase

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“If he asks about your legs, thighs or breasts, send him to KFC! You’re a woman, not a value menu!”

-Yuzuriha, definitely

#incorrect quotes #under night in birth #unib #shitpost #unist #yuzuriha #source: tiktok

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"I'm not an E-Boy, I'm a skater boy. You see, E-boys get girls, I get bullied at school."

-Hyde

#submitted by anonymous #anon whats goin on in your head. i just wanna know #source: tiktok #submission #incorrect quotes #under night in birth #unib #shitpost #unist #hyde kido

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Wagner, pulling Gordeau's car over: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Gordeau: Becau-

A Car Passing By: [HONK]

Gordeau: B-

Another Car Passing By: [HONK]

Gordeau: I-

A Third Car: [H O N K]

Gordeau:

Wagner:

Gordeau: Because of the "honk if you think the Sword of The Licht Kreis has a micropussy" bumper sticker?

#incorrect quotes #under night in birth #unib #shitpost #unist #gordeau #erika miyashiro wagner #source: twitter #cursed #friend suggested this

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Gordeau: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate sometimes.

Chaos, trying to sleep: I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.

#incorrect quotes #under night in birth #unib #shitpost #unist #source: tumblr #chaos #gordeau #implied chaodeau #chaos says fuck

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Londrekia: Vatista, do you have any shaving cream?

Vatista: No, I don't like the way it tastes.

Merkava and Londrekia: You eat shaving cream?!

Vatista: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the way it tastes?

#incorrect quotes #under night in birth #unib #shitpost #unist #vatista #londrekia light #merkava #noodle dad squad

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Mika: I tried telling everyone I was part of the Licht Kreis, but they all just didn't listen or told me where the nearest hospital was! Isn't that so mean?

Orie: ...Erm, Mika-

Wagner: Orie, you know what a brain aneursym, right?

Wagner: If this conversation doesn't end right now, I'm gonna have one!

#incorrect quotes #under night in birth #unib #shitpost #unist #orie ballardiae #mika returna #erika miyashiro wagner #source: guilty gear xrd: sign

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[At the beach]

Hilda: Hey, hot stuff with the water gun!

Hilda: Why don't you come.. shoot your shot...

Eltnum:

Eltnum, aiming her gun: Not a water gun.

#incorrect quotes #under night in birth #unib #shitpost #unist #eltnum sion altasia #hilda

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Eltnum: How do you talk to short people?

Orie: I talk to them as I would any normal person, and not make them feel bad for something that they have no control over!

Eltnum: Okay, how do YOU talk to short people?

Phonon: I put my hands on my knees and lean over really closely and talk in really babyish tones to mock them.

Eltnum: None of these are really helpful. Akatsuki, how do you talk to short people?

Akatsuki: I don't.

#incorrect quotes #under night in birth #unib #shitpost #unist #sion eltnum #phonon #akatsuki #orie ballardiae

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Linne: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Hyde: Okay, but in my defense, Carmine bet me fifty cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Linne: That's not what I wanted to...You drank SHAMPOO?

#oh my god #linne #hyde kido #incorrect reblogs #carmine prime

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Hyde: ...This is so dumb.

Vatista, sitting on Hyde's shoulders: The higher I am, the better I can see.

Hyde: You can fly.

Vatista: Hush now, Hyde, I am searching.

#incorrect quotes #under night in birth #unib #shitpost #unist #hyde kido #vatista #source: prozd #16 y/o dad and his small child