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op this was a rollercoaster are you okay

I spent like 90% of my time as a twelve year old pretending to be a boy on roblox so that I could date other girls and it took me sEVENTEEN YEARS to figure out the fact that I wasn’t straight and that is THAT on internalised homophobia, bitch

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(Halloween)

Jake, looking away: we’re out of candy.

Amy:

Amy: we’ve literally only had three kids at the door how—

Jake: there was a little girl dressed as a policewoman

Jake: I gave her fourteen bags

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Amy: true strength is found in forgiveness

Rosa: not to be dramatic or anything but I would literally rather die

Jake: nah true strength is throwing a grown man out of a window

Amy: what the fuck, guys