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Five, to Klaus: I love you just the gay you are.

Klaus: Don’t you mean way?

Five: Did I fucking stutter?

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Allison: why did the doctor have a bruise on his forehead?

Vanya because Five took "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" a little too seriously

Vanya: and now we're banned from that hospital

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Dave: What are you thinking about?

Klaus: *Pauses daydream about zombie ninjas fighting cyborg Nazis from the future* You.

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Klaus: How stupid do they think we are?

Luther: Sometimes Alison just leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Five: It’s dark in here. We need some light.

Klaus: I got this. Just let me—

Five: If you’re going to stomp your light-up sneakers, I will murder you.

Klaus: [Lightly lowers his foot]

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Klaus: Do you want to know something weird?

Ben: First of all, it's three in the morning.

Ben: Second of all, continue.

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Five: I’m so sleep deprived that I can’t even regrender my chorf.

Vanya:...

Five: I don’t even know what I was trying to say.

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Klaus: *Counting on his fingers*

Bouncer: I just asked how old you are

Klaus: Can you shut the fuck up for a second?

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Alison: Do you know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

Five: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

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Diego: What are you doing?

Klaus: *awake at 4 am, sitting on top of the fridge eating ice cream from the tub with a fork* My best

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Five: I've had enough of this.

Vanya: Enough of what?

Five: *gestures vaguely at everything*

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Vanya: I regret giving you that blender.

Klaus: *drinking a pizza* Why?

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Diego: [points knife at emotions]

Diego: Stay back, slut!

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Klaus: One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I just thought it was terrible wine.

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Klaus: So then I got kicked out of the family business for good because apparently I am a “liability” and “reckless” and “Klaus”. The last one’s just my name but you should hear their tone.

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The Handler: You played me like a fiddle!

Five: Oh no, fiddles are actually difficult to play.

Five: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Vanya: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Five, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.

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