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Wanda: You’re so great! I love you.

Natasha: What did you say?

Wanda: Nothing. I said “you’re so great”, and then I just stopped talking!

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Well.. that aged terribly ..

(Mcu and x-men Crossover where wanda is the villian)

[to the avengers]: fuck you

[to the x-men]: fuck you

[to natasha]: fuck me

#mom spoilers #wanda maximoff #multiverse of madness #scarlet witch #x men #avengers #doctor strange

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Yelena: I don't really get why people like me.

Kate: *pulls out a list* first of all..

#yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow

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Wanda: I slept for twelve hours but I'm still tired, so I'll go for another twelve hours just in case.

America: are you, like, okay?

#wanda maximoff #america chavez #multiverse of madness #scarlet witch

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Christin: Describe yourself in one word

America: Indescribable

#doctor strange #multiverse of madness #america chavez #christine palmer

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Katy: A muffin is just a bald cupcake and we all know it.

#shang chi #katy chen

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Wanda: i prevented a murder today

Strange: how you managed that?

Wanda: self control

#wanda maximoff #mcu multiverse #multiverse of madness #scarlet witch #stephen strange #doctor strange

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Wanda: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Natasha: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Wanda: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING Y/N WITH ME

Yelena, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Wanda, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Y/n, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Natasha, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Yelena, trembling: What are we playing

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Natasha: Here’s my advice: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Wanda: Killed without hesitation.

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Y/N: You’re not even listening to me!

Yelena: No, I heard you. You said a bunch of words.

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natasha: you use emoji’s like a straight person.

yelena: that’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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Today's mood

Steve: Are you talking back to me?!

Y/N: Yes, that’s normally how a conversation works.

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Natasha: Wanna see a trick?  

Yelena: The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.

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Wanda: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Natasha: You mean literally or figuratively?

Wanda: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

#wanda maximoff #natasha romanoff #black widow #scareltwidow #scarletwitch #wandanat

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Yelena: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Natasha: I think you mean cards.

Yelena, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

#yelena belova #black widow #natasha romanoff #yelenat

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Wanda: Fuck.

Steve: We've got to work on your cursing.

Wanda: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

#wanda maximoff #scarletwitch #steve rogers #captain america