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[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

allison: do you ever wonder how an author would describe you in a novel? not only your appearance but the way you talk, and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

klaus: yeah

klaus: "and then there's this bitch"

#um .. hey long time no see #the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect tua #allison hargreeves

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

klaus: the risk i tooo was carefully calculated

klaus: but man do i suck at math

#incorrect tua #tua #the umbrella academy #klaus kargreeves #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

klaus: wanna hear a joke?

five: no

klaus: please?

five: no

klaus: kn-

five: no

klaus: knock knock

five: it’s open, leave.

#tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #number 5 #five #incorrect tua quotes

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

diego: that giant box is klaus’ birthday gift for me, right?

vanya: yup

diego: hes in it, isn’t he?

vanya: yup

#tua #the umbrealla academy #vanya hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

[in a groupchat]

allison: s[he] be[lie]ve[d]😞

klaus: sbeve😞

#klaus hargreeves #allison hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

—klaus

#klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #incorrect quote

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

klaus: hey guys.. number five is in the pool and i don’t think he’s water proof

allison: what?

diego: i think he’s trying to say number five is drowning

allison: oh okay

allison:

allison: WAIT WHAT

#the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number 5 #five #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

klaus: i wasn’t that drunk

diego: you called yourself ugly

klaus:

diego:

klaus: oh my god. i was wasted.

#incorrect tua #incorrect tua quotes #klaus hargreeves #klaus and diego #diego hargreeves

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

klaus: you see, number five, you clean the outside with rubbing alcohol

number five: okay?

klaus: and then, you clean the inside with drinking alcohol

number five: oh alrigh-

diego, covering number fives ears: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THIS CHILD

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect klaus #number 5 #diego hargreeves #incorrect tua quotes #number five

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

luther: hey, diego, can we talk? one to one?

diego: i hope you mean 1v1 come at me bitch let’s go

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect klaus #tua #number 5 #diego hargreeves #incorrect tua quotes #number five #luther

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

klaus: attention everyone

klaus: i’m going to be living alone from now on

diego: that’s great!

allison: yeah, goodluck!

vanya: living on your own is a huge step in your life, good job! hope it goes well

klaus: thanks

klaus: all your bags are outside

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect klaus #number 5 #tua #diego hargreeves #incorrect tua quotes #number five

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

01:42am

klaus, texting diego: hey cna u pikc me up im drunk

02:01am

klaus, texting diego: nvrmind u dnt have 2 anymore... im home now

diego, texting klaus: yes i was aware of that after dropping you off at your house

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect klaus #number 5 #diego hargreeves #incorrect tua quotes #number five

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

vanya: life is soup, i am fork

diego: life is soup, i am toothpick

klaus: life is soup, i am rock

diego: what

klaus: exactly

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect klaus #number 5 #diego hargreeves #incorrect tua quotes #number five #vanya hargreeves

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

diego: so, what’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

klaus: ahaha not to brag or anything but i don’t need to be drunk to make bad decisions

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect klaus #number 5 #tua #diego hargreeves #incorrect tua quotes #number five

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

diego: im going to need you to calm

down

klaus, slamming his fist on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVOURED IF BIRTHDAY CAKES CAN BE ANY FLAVOUR

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect klaus #number 5 #diego hargreeves #incorrect tua quotes #number five

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

klaus: promise me u won’t tell on me

diego: only if u don’t tell on me

klaus: deal

[later]

luther: who the fuck dyed my shirts pink and WHY are there holes in there?

klaus: IT WAS DIEGO

diego, at the same time: IT WAS KLAUS

klaus and diego:

luther:

klaus: now i’m just disappointed in the both of us

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect klaus #number 5 #diego hargreeves #incorrect tua quotes #number five #luther

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

klau: *breaks down door* SIX MONTHS

vanya: what is he talking about?

diego: im sure it’s nothing-

klaus: FOR SIX MONTHS YOU HAVE WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT AND SAID NOTHING

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect klaus #number 5 #diego hargreeves #incorrect tua quotes #number five #vanya #diego