I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT ANY CLEARER. DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU SHIP ANY OF THE SIBLINGS. DON'T INTERACT WITH ME OR MY POSTS.
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allison: i know we don't get along, but i got you this bath bomb as a peace offering. whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. i promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds
leonard, opening the package: this is a toaster
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luther: how would you rate your pain?
klaus: 0/10.
luther: how- your arm is literally going the wrong way-
klaus: as in 0/10 would not recommend
luther:
klaus: very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks
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diego: your existence is confusing
klaus: how?
diego: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me
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klaus, quietly: spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
five:
klaus, steadily building volume: shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight
five:
klaus, screaming at the top of his lungs: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRI-
five: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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If this gets
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