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John! Get down from there!

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Anti Drug Ralley at School


John: Hold up, why does the kid selling sound like he’s black?!


Arlo: he’s not?


Seraphina: well why not! Are you saying black people cant sell drugs?


Arlo: No, I’m not saying that?


John: we have a black president! Why cant black people sell drugs?


Arlo: I’m so confused


Seraphina: BLACK PEOPLE CAN SELL DRUGS! BLACK PEOPLE CAN SELL DRUGS!


Class chanting phrase.


Arlo: WHAT IS HAPPENING

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John: [clicks pen]
Seraphina: [clicks pen in response]
Arlo: Stop that.
John: Stop what?
Arlo: I know you're talking about me in Morse code!
John: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Arlo:
: [later, in an interview.]
John: That's exactly what we did.
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incorrect-unordinary-quotes·3 months agoText

Hello, everyone! So, the last Admin has decided that Tumblr is a little bit too much for her to handle, haha, no, that’s not it. She realized that her work keeps her very busy and it’s only going to get more busy for her in the future so she passed the torch that is this blog on to me! Surprisingly! My name is Seas and Roses, you can call me Zeroes for short! 

Anyways, onto the question of the hour!

I’m actually looking for someone to help me out with this blog! I run a small blog of my own and I don’t think I could manage this one on my own too! So, if there’s anyone that’s interested in helping me out, that would be greatly appreciated! 

Please let me know in my messages! Thank you so, so much! 

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incorrect-unordinary-quotes·3 months agoChat
Remi: Now, let’s say you haven’t eaten for days and you’re in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
Blyke: I go over to Isen's dorm and have him make me a sandwich.
Remi: Okay, yes. But Isen isn't there.
Blyke: Where’s Isen?
Remi: It’s not important where he is. He’s gone. He left the country.
Blyke: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?
Remi: Yes, he’s fine.
Blyke: Well, if he’s fine, I don’t see why he couldn’t make me a sandwich.
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incorrect-unordinary-quotes·3 months agoAnswer
I just scrolled through your entire blog, and let me tell you, I am obsessed! You are awesome and the posts are hilarious, so thank you for doing what you do.

Thank you for your kind words, I’m glad you’re enjoying the blog :)

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incorrect-unordinary-quotes·3 months agoChat
how John is really gonna make Arlo's life as king difficult
John: Everyone who thinks Bigfoot is real, say yeah.
Half of school: Yeah!
John: Now everyone who thinks Bigfoot is fake, say yeah.
Other half of school: Yeah!
John: Okay, about half and half. That means half of you are stupid, discuss.
[entire school explodes into argument]:
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